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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did joe eat for breakfast? he didn't eat, joe is schizophrenic steve's best friend

A man walked into a bar, and clutched his stomach in pain as it was a steel bar and it hurts when you walk right into a steel bar.

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferarri? I don't have a ferarri in my garage.

There once was a man from Madrass, whose balls were made out of brass. This was incredibly embarrassing for him, and rendered him infertile and impotent, which in turn affected his relationships with women.

Why was the boy dead? The boy was hit by a bus ran over by a train and stabbed to death by a murderer then put into a grinder for a meal for the murderer.

Who told the gorilla he couldn't go to the ballet? The people who were in charge of making that decision.

How many cows does it take to screw in a light bulb? Either one super cow or none because cows don't even have apposable thumbs

My friend thinks he's smart, He said that onions are the only food that make you cry. So I threw a coconut at his face.

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the tree fall over? The koala forgot to let go.

What did the Farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where's my tractor?"

Knock knock. Who's there? Ed. Ed who? Ed Begley Jr.

wanna know the biggest joke on antijoke.com? People's spelling.

How Dow you make a baby stop crying?? Hit it with a brick By smash45

Man 1- What's red, black, and white all over? Man 2- What? Man 1- Half a penguin! Man 2 became seriously disturbed from this joke, as he saw the movie Happy Feet two days ago. He went to intense therapy and became mentally deranged.

what kind of dog has no tail? a hot dog

You want some cake? Sure! Okay, go buy the ingridients and bake me some. YAY!

France had one revolution

A Hispanic, a Caucasian, and an African American walk into a bar. The bartender says, "What is this, some kind of a joke?"

why was 6 afraid of 7? because if you subtract 6 from 7 only one would survive.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was being chased by other cannibal chickens.

Why do things made by Glen taste so good? Because he has mastered the cream

A man is watching a football game and sees a comercial for a medicine that boosts testosterone levels. However, this man has no issues with his testosterone levels, so he proceeds to watch the rest of the game and then goes to bed.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Its children were just slaughtered.

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