- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two friends were hanging out. One of them asks, "what's that awful smell?" the other replies, "I AM NOT A ROBOT!"

your face

why did the old man lose his hair Because he had cancer and needed kimmo therapy

Charlie Sheen is winning

What do a woman and a puzzle have in common? Both couldn't vote before 1920... the puzzles still can't vote

What did the tiger say to the jellyfish? Nothing; tigers can't talk. And if they could the chances of a tiger meeting a jellyfish would be very slim.

Why did the computer load on facebook? Thats what you typed in.

why did the little girl fell off the bed? because she saw his father rape her sister after killing his mother years ago, and every time she goes to sleep, she remembers that and the images come back to haunt her

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where's my tractor?"

a grasshopper walks into a bar the bartender says hey we have a drink named after you the grasshopper says what dave?

How do you get a baby to stop crying? Hit it with a brick.

I like my women how I like my ice-cream Out cold.

Why couldn't John play soccer? Because he was arrested for being black.

How did Nissan show its new car in there commircals By driving very fast and hitting fat kids $

What do 9 out of 10 people enjoy? Gangrape

How many friendzoned guys does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None. They just compliment it then get mad when it won't screw.

Why couldn't the boy talk? He had his fathers hairy scrote was in his mouth

What do you call a mix between a mexican and a octopus? Actually, at this moment in time it is physically and morrally impossible to do such a thing. Scientists have yet to find a way to split the genes and create a cross species. lol jk its called a moctapus.

what did the boy with no arms or legs get for christmas? a bike

Why was the guy not asleep Because he was awake

Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Well neither has he.

What did little boy with no arms and no legs get for chrismas: a bike

A man walked into a bar. He was accused of being to drunk to drive so someone called a cab for him and he was forced to leave.

How do you make a miner sad? You cut his d*ck off then feed it to his family.

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