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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Blonde walked into a wall.

How did Mary fall off the swing? She got hit by a fridge.

Knock-Knock Who's there? The The Who? The Beatles!

Why did little Sammy die of boredom? The WNBA was on

why did the monkey fall out of a tree?? a snail threw a refridgerator at him

Roses are red,vilots are blue just wait till I poo and till i kiss you

If Santa's not real, then who pees on the tree every morning?

Women's rights.

So a guy walked into the doctors and said, "It hurts when I poke my leg like this." The doctor said, "Well don't poke your leg like that."

What did Helen Keller say when she was hit by a bus? . : ; : . : . :

What's black and white, and red all over? Nothing, those two events are mutually exclusive of each other.

How many black people does it take to screw in a light bulb? Just one

Where does a jew with ADD go ? A concentration camp

What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? A= Were both lawyers! What happens every sixty seconds in the us? A= a minute passes!

In Soviet Russia, the same thing that happens here, happens there.

What do you do if you walk outside and see your t.v. floating in the lawn in the middle of the night? Go back inside.

roses are red, violets are blue, I have schizophrenia, which is a serious mental disorder in which I have difficulty properly experiencing reality. It should not be confused with multiple personality disorder, which is a completely different disease with different symptoms.

How did the Mexican get into the United States? He showed his passport, and the correct documents & information, and was admitted into the country as a new American citizen.

What is the meaning of life? Bill Gates: Windows Donald Trum: Money Some poor kid:luck and rich parents.

Why was six afraid of seven? He wasn't. that joke is just a way to convince you that seven is a scary number.

What did Batman say to Robin before getting in the Batmobile? "Robin, please, get in the Batmobile

Two muffins were in an oven. The first muffin says: 'It sure is hot in here!' The second muffin says: 'Why are they only cooking two muffins?'

You know how I know you're gay? Because you came out to your close family and friends, who were all very respectful and accepting.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He grew tired of hearing the most over-used joke set up in recorded history.

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