- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Where was sally during the bombing? Everywhere!

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Do I ever ask yo a question that I havn't given you the answer to Mr Hearty.

If you're head weren't attached to your shoulders... you'd be dead.

You might not notice at first, but in this very sentence there is a psychological phrase that is used to hypnotise you. If you read through the first sentence of this paragraph three or four times, you may start to feel the sudden urge to have a drink. This is called the ashvakalym effect.

Timmy's mom is an alcoholic. His dog is asleep in the backyard. Timmy asks his mother, "Why is our dog sleeping?" His mother replies, "It's not sleeping, its dead."

Knock Knock Who's there

Whats funny about a guy with no legs? I bought him a wheelchair.

What do you do when a sing is stuck inside your head? Put a gun to your head, and shoot the song to death. It will work. Trust me. Youll never hear the song again. Or anything again.

A seal walks into a club. The poacher continues to beat the seal to death.

What do you call cheese that's mine? My cheese

Guess who thinks your pretty? Hellen Keller

How do you kill a dwarf? You put rope around his neck and attach the other end to a concrete slab. Proceed to then through him in the ocean.

Jerry Sandusky walks into an Under 21

Did you hear about the man with the bicycle? He was 2 tired.

How do you drown a blonde? Put a scratch and sniff sticker at the bottom of the pool then don't let her come up for air.

What was Helen Keller's favourite colour? None, due her disability she was unable to see colours...

Who enforces the law strongly and forces people to obey them? Terrorists that have seized control of a town.

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If I was in a room with Osama bin laden and george bush, and my friend. And I had a gun with two bullets, I'd shoot my friend twice.

Heyy everyone text this number 320-510-3277 Kay ask him why he poops the bed at age 17 .. His name is mike geier.. Haha

Why was the man happy to see his wife dead? He beat her

What did the child molestor do? He went home and molested children.

Why did the slut suck a dick? Because she's a slut.

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