What do you call a lord of the rings poster with nothing on it? A piece of paper

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Female rights.

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Q:What do you call a sheep with no legs? A: A cloud.

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What did Helen Keller name her dog? ruh-ruh-blah-blah-bluh

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Man: Hey honey! you look mighty fine today! Want to go play some lax? Woman: I'd love to! Thanks babe! Man: Just kidding you are a woman.

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What does the ice cream man say to the kids? Hey kids want some ice cream?

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Feel free to call me, forget the money, as for my fucking eye, I just sure as hell hope those responsible are rotting in prison. I mean I just lost an eye right? Just kidding, I am the one who has been dead wrong here, I judged you wrong, I am the fuck that seems to feel responsible for the actions of others at times, then again I thought that you where sending them against me, they surely claimed they where, but fuck, people use all sorts of things and people as an excuse to do whatever the hell they want.

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A black guy. A Jew and a dyke died in a plane crash!:) Who was flying? ....why would you be wondering that when you should be wondering why i put a smile-face beside the details of the crash..

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What did the speech impaired man say ? Nothing.

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What's sad about four children going over a cliff in a car ? Four children just went over a cliff in a car.

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Roses are red, violets are red, tulips are red, oh shit my gardens on fire!!!

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yo mama is so fat she broke a branch off the family tree

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead

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Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

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How do you get a black man out of a tree? With a ladder.

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What is the difference between a goat? It can neither ride a bike.

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An Irishman walks into a bar.....Duh.

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Do you know how I know you're gay? 'Cuz your dick taste like shit.

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How do you get children to behave? Chop them up.

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Why didn't suzie eat? Because she wasn't hungry

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Knock knock. Who's there? Andy. You're late, I've been piss-arsing about waiting for you to get here.

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a Gay Man Walks Into A Bar And See's its Only Women In There, He Screams And Leaves

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What did the Jew say when he walked into a bar? Ouch!

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Q:Why did the dwarf shout abuse at the bus driver? A: He had anger issues, and the price of the ticket was quite unreasonable.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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