- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Cheetahs run at an alarmingly fast rate for short periods of time. Until I shoot them with harpoons.

Two arabs fly into a bar in the twin towers

What is white and long? A New York winter

Why did the chicken cross the road? To run away from the slaughter house.

What says "Mooo"? A goat with an identity crisis.

What's worse than falling out of a tree and landing on a dog? Rape.

Once opon a time there was a black America He name was Bob

whats big red and eats bricks a big red brick eater

when u cant say fuck say firetruck because it starts with f and it ends with uck ?firetruck?

A guy walks into a bar. He loses conciseness because of the force of the metal bar hitting his skull.

What did the Chinese man say to the other Chinese man? I don't know. I can't speak Chinese.

Whats the difference between a pizza and a Jew? A pizza doesnt scream when you put it in the oven!

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was heading to the funeral house to mourn his dead family.

why did the little boy cross the road? because he had been raped.

Chuck Norris got hit by a train. It was a very bloody and sad incident and he will be missed.

I'm not one to tell gay jokes So I won't

old people are like slinkies...they arent really good for anything but brings a smile to ur face when they're pushed down the stairs...just think about it ;)

A man walks into a bar, the bartender says had a bad day the man says yes... he orders 10 shots goes home and shoots his neighbors

Why did the student have a staring contest with his teacher? Well, the teacher was actually unaware of the competition.

Q: What do you call a basement full of blondes? A: A whine cellar.

wut did the cow say to the other cow thet's get a moo shake

Q: Why couldn't the blonde add 10 and seven on a calculator? A: She couldn't find the 10 key.

Caroline Kelly...Tight Butthole

What did the hitler youth kid get for Christmas? An easy bake oven and a G.I. Jew.

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