- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the mexican do when 3 INS workers came to his house? He showed them his papers and it turns out he was a natural born US citizen. The mexican then proceeded to invite the INS into his home for a cup of coffee but they respectfully declined

What's the difference between two elephants? One is dead.

What is the cost of an abortion? 1 life

Friends are a lot like trees I just thought you should know.

Read a Book.

Well, its allright then, just tired that is all, leave it be, I mean what if your wife sees it? What will she think?

Did you know that there is a species of rodent capable of jumping higher than an average three-story building? This is due to its muscular hind legs and the fact that the average three-story building cannot jump.

What did Billy say to Timmy? Timmy! I'm so sorry. Sniffles I didn't mean to throw the fork that hard. Rest in peace Timmy...

why did the elephant cross the road? it was the chickens day off.

A jew walks into a bar He receives a phone call and promptly leaves

lil billy wuz killed cuz of hiz relijuz beliefz

Guy: Hey, you want to dance with me? Girl: Who me? Guy: Nooo that bench over there...

Why did the black man eat KFC? Because he got hungry.

what's more fun then stapling a dead baby to a fence? ripping it off

A man walks into a bar. His alcohol dependency is tearing his family apart.

swag

Why was Jimmy sad? Because he has a frog stapled to his forehead

Did you hear about that guy? He had a wonderful morning.

woman's rights

roses are red violets are blue most poems rhyme but this one doesnt

What do you get when you cross a Chinese man with a dog? A happy Chinese man and a pile of dog bones.

Two penises walk into a minefield. Both are very careful with their every step and try not to be blown.

What do you call a jewish womans boobs? JUBES!

Why did the man ask the IPhone to marry him He was smoking weed

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