- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Triceratops

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? Depending on the amount of saliva you produce each lick the answer to this question varies species to species.

-Whats this? -Anti-Jokes.. -Theyre not funny

Why do jews have large noses? Genetics.

How do you blind an Asian man You stab him six times in each eye socket and drop cyan pepper in his eye wound.

What's in the sky? Is it a bird? Is it a plane? No, it's a helicopter.

You: "Ask me if im an astronaut. " Them: "R u an astronaut?" You: "No. "

Why did the black man cross the road? To get to the barber shop, which was located on the other side of the road. He then walked to the crosswalk, patiently waited, then crossed when the little person lit up.

What do you call black man flying a plane? A pilot you racist bastard

knock knock whos there cops o shit come on they found out about pot lets go

How many Russians can you fit in a Mini Cooper? It depends on how big they are.

So this guy was making a sandwich...

Person 1: have you ever seen Helen Kellers house? Person 2: No i havent Person 1: Neither did she

your momma's so fat that we are all seriously concerned for her health.

Q. Why did the lotion soothe the person's skin? A. Because its ingredients were selected because of their propensity to soothe skin.

Thats malarious! When something is so funny that... malaria

Does Anti-Joke have a purpose?

Why couldn't Jimmy wash his hair? He has leukemia and therefore no longer has hair.

Why can't basketball players play hockey? Because hockey and basketball season occur at the same time.

Confucius says... He with whom neither slander that gradually soaks into the mind, nor statements that startle like a wound in the flesh, are successful may be called intelligent indeed.

What did the little boy say to his malignant tumour? "Hello" The tumour did not respond.

Why did it take so long to find Osama Bin Laden? No idea. Bad military tactics. Was he found?

Daughter: Mom can i watch a movie? Mom: Sure. Daughter: Thanks mom! You're the best mom in the world! Well....Mary is, since she had Jesus.....But anyway. Thanks!

Yo' mama's so black the dark couldn't even see her.

Mel Gibson is awoken by the ringing of his telephone. He proceeds to have a nice conversation with his wife.

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