- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Are tomatoes more scary than onions? No. They are not more scary than onions.

Why was Emily in Alaska? Because she and some friends had been playing Simon Says at a birthday party, and the dad had said 'Simon Says go to Alaska'.

What's 1+1? 69.

Why did the Jew lock the chest? Because that's where he was hiding the body.

Why did Lou Gehrig die from? ALS

Max Head fingered himself, HAH

Q: What do you call a black person who got hit by a truck? A: Dead

i found waldo.

Why did the chicken cross the dairy farm? Sex.

Texas! You are doing it the wrong way! Learn from Hitler, gas is cheaper.

What's red and invisible? No tomatoes.

How do you drown a blonde? A: Drowing any person no matter the color of their hair is conpletely illegal and considered murder.

What's blue and fluffy? Blue fluff. What's green and fluffy? Green fluff. What's red and fluffy? A kitten that got hit by a truck.

whats red and brown and goes about 30mph? a squirrel in a blender.

there once was a frog with no leggs

What did one door say to the other door? - Nothing, doors can't talk

A black man texts his wife to tell her that he is going to be late coming home from work.....Just kidding, pay phones cannot send text messages.

Want to hear a dirty joke? The horse fell in the mud

What do u call a dumb Asian. An american

Did you hear about the boy with the treehouse? He caught his mom cheating on his dad in there.

Part 1 Q: what did Sally get for Christmas A: cancer Part 2 knock knock Who's there Not Sally MR

Why do thieves shower before undertaking a robbery? Probably part of their morning routine.

A man walks into a bar. He hits his head, and then goes to the nearest drinking establishment.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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