Roses are red Violets are blue Columbine was funny

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How do you stop a baby falling down a well? Throw a javelin through its forehead.

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why did suzy get hit by the bus because she got dumped into the road and she had no legs

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What do you get when you cross an owl and a bungee cord? My ass

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. This poem sucks. I like math!

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what's blue , and you can urinate on it ? a rim block.

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Yo momma's so fat that her weight is completely disproportional to the average weight of someone her age.

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Two men are talking: Bob: "Do you like fishsticks?" Joe: "Yes I do." Bob: "Your a gay fish."

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Two muffins are in an oven. They say nothing, muffins are inanimate objects and therefore cannot talk.

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what do you call a dog with no legs. It dosent matter it wont come

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Two muffins in an oven. One muffin turns to the other and says nothing, because muffins cannot talk.

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Q: Why did the Creeper explode? A: Cause you invaded and took his land that was rightfully his. He's not the monster, You are!

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whats worse than breaking your arm? getting raped by a squirel

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How do you get four gay guys on a bar stool? Using teamwork and coordination, each can place one foot on the seat of the stool, and using each other for balance and support, they can all stand on the stool. The fact that they are gay is irrelevant.

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A chronic hemophilliac walks into a bar. He cuts himself and bleeds to death.

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A whole 'nother.

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Whats gayer then dancing with the stars? Justin beiber

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So there were three guys on a plane. they all died.

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How do you get an elephant into a freezer? You stuff him in there!!

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A man walks to his coathanger and shouts: "I AM GOING TO THE STORE!" his wife says not to because the Rapist 'Eggman' was out again. He says he will be careful. On his way to the store, he hears "They are the Eggmen, I am the Eggen-" but the man shouts "AND I'M THE WALRUS, SO SHUT UP AND GET OUTTA MY FACE OR I'LL KOO-KOO KOO-JOOB YOU AND YOUR CHILDREN!" Rapist and the singer became friends and found two more from Liverpool who were excellent musicians. They formed the band 'The Beatles'. The Eggman shot the Walrus in 1980 after the band's breakup.

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What's black and crunchy? CO-Co PUFFS

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how many babies does it take to paint a wall? it depends on how hard you throw 'em.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Eric, your old high school pal! Eric, you slept with my wife 3 years ago. You have her, please stop coming to my door and please stop saying your my pal. Pals don't sleep with other guys' wives.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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