This is hypothetical remember, just examples with no roots in real life events. The problem with your former employee, was that he would easily have played the victim, certain organizations would have paid him a fortune for the intel he had collected, and surely also agreed to let him walk away, and get you and your small (relatively) crack team death penalty on the spot, just like the underground, you would have been branded terrorists simply because certain people would have earned billions by doing so. The wizard would most likely have gone free, as long as he shared every tiny bit of info, then the cops, the feds, would have blamed it all on you for being his supervisor, you would not have survived the ordeal, trust me.

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what's the worst part about owning a prius? telling your parents you're gay

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Although this is a highly improbable scenario, one would assume that, being a chicken, it did not have much of an intuitive idea as to what to do while it was stray for whatever reason in an urbanized area. Considering chickens do not harbor nearly as much of a mental capacity as it would require to even comprehend the concept of a "road" and is impervious to the idea of oncoming traffic and such, the fact that it happened to be crossing the road was in fact not even recognized by the chicken. For this reasons I deem this question unanswerable.

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What happened to the boy who ate too much? He got type 2 diabetes

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Knock knock. Who's there? Hatch. Hatch who? God bless you.

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Why can't so many guys get it up? Because erectile dysfunction affects 30 million men nationwide.

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Whats yellow and gives you cancer? The sun

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What did the boy with no arms and legs get for his birthday? Nothing, he doesn't have the ability to open a present.

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Mommy how come daddy went to the doctors today? Well sweetie, honestly daddy wanted me to shove things up his ass And I refused to so he went to the doctors so they can do it...

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Why did Jack like oranges? - Penis

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What's the time when black men take over? Poor past never.

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I run, but I have no legs. I see, but I have no eyes. What am I? A prospective result of future medical advancements that allow the disabled to live normal, healthy and fulfilling lives.

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How do you get a drummer off your doorstep? Ask politely.

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Dave: Hi John! John: I have Aids.

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How are black people and apples the same They both hang from trees

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Whats worse than a pile of dead babies? A live on at the bottom.

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Knock Knock, Who's there? Nobody..

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Like this if you have a big diick like me Dislike if you have a baby diick Ignore if you're a girl and get back in the kitchen

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One muffin says to the other muffin "it sure is hot in here." the other muffin replies "you know, technically, we're not muffins because we're not done cooking yet."

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What do you call a gay man in a wheelchair? Nothing, his life is already hard enough and bullying him will only make the problem worse.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Systemic oppression.

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Knock knock. I have a doorbell...

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Why did the man's pants fall down? He was not wearing a belt and had recently lost some weight.

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Knock Knock! Whos there? The Game!

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