- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I like my coffee the way I like Christina Aguilera - I don't.

Every time a bell rings an angel gets it's wings. What they don't tell you is every time a mouse trap snaps an angel gets set on fire.

What do u do if a blonde throws a bomb at u Trigger the bomb and throw it back

Why couldn't Lucy get her driver's license? Because she has Cerebral Palsy!

what do you do after throwing a water bottle in the trash? Hug a tree

Pete and repeat are in a boat. Pete kills him self due chronic depression. Repeat laughs his ass off

Why is it so hard to cook vegetables? The wheel chair won't fit in the oven.

A man walks into a bar. Ow

What did the follower of Neronism say to the follower of Christianity? Nothing, Neronism doesn't exist. -KyuremCult

What's black and white and red all over? A domestically abused bi-racial woman.

Why did the bald man lose his hair no not cancer obviously AIDS.

A generous manager, an honest lawyer, a responsible politician and a dodo bird fall off a cliff. Who survives?. None, they are all long since extinct.

What's worse than nailing 10 babies to a wall? Ripping them off.

How many babies does it take to paint a fence? depends on how hard you throw them.

How do chinese name their kids? They drop silverware

Why did the man die after getting his picture taken The camera was a gun

What was the pirates favorite letter? Q.

Why did the kitten cross the road? Because its owners abandoned it.

why did the zebra cross the road?

a blonde walks into a drycleaning store to get her clothes and on her way out the empoyee behind her says come again and then the blonde says shut up u nosy bitch its just toothpaste this time!!!

Q: Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: Getting mauled by a pack of hungry wolves

What did the mexican do after he finished his taco? He was eaten by a dinosaur.

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drugs sex and alchohole are yumme as AIDS

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