Why did the blond woman throw a clock out the window? She was going through a bitter divorce, and didn't want her ex-husband's things in her house anymore.

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Where does Mario go after you finish the game? Drug rehab.

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Why can't Helen Keller Drive? Because she is legally blind

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whats more embarissing rhan being raped by a squirel? Being a 40 year old virgin working at mcdonalds

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If you spell "ChuckNorris" in scrabble, you get 22 points.

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I saw a sign saying Falling Rocks. But no, no it doesn't.

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Why did Larry fall off his bike? He was hit in the head with a brick...

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Did you hear about the man who discovered the secret to making women happy? Neither have I.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: No one knows, he was a chicken, and was not capable of human speech, so he never told anyone.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Cause he felt like it.

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Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? It was dead Why did the second squirrel fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first one. Why did the third squirrel fall out of the tree? Peer pressure _._._

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I hate it when people dont finish there sen

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Anti-jokes are funny.

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Some anti-jokes are funny, some are not!

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What do you call a black man being raped by 6 members of the Ku Klux Klan? Rape

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What's long, brown, and in the toilet? The chocolate bar I just threw in the toilet.

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If you watch the titanic backwards, its really about a magical ship which saves peoples lives!

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Where did Susie go during the explosion? On her knees to catch it.

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So I went to an audition, my friend said "break a leg" And then I did

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Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon? No, but considering there has not been a single man to walk on the moon since 1972, it'd be difficult to generate any kind of revenue on this natural satellite.

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Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear, Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair... Fuzzy Wuzzy has cancer

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what ddo you call someone that has a small dick benjamin

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Why was lil' Susie screaming horrifically? Nobody knows. That's why the neighbors called the cops. -Harrison

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Roses are red, violets are blue. i have Alzheimer's, cheese on toast.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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