Jimmy wanted a bike for Christmas He got cancer instead.

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how many babies does it take to paint a house depends on how hard you throw em

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Why couldn't Helen Keller Drive? Because she was a woman.

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your mammas so big that she needs paint rollers to put on lipstick

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What is worse than a badly told joke? A badly told Anti-joke.

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Hickory Dickory Dock, your mother is a whore

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what do you do when mrs curaba gets heated through a fridge at her so she can cool down

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what do You call a white man killing a black man? a accident

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What dithe blackman say to the white man ???? Nothin! They both committed suicide.

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What do you call a man with an arrow to the knee? An ambulance because he's got a serious leg injury right there.

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Ring Ring! Hello? Hello, is your refrigerator running? Yes it is Good.

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Q: Do you know what you can make when you have enough cents? A: Dollars

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how many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? It depends on a variety of factors such as the size of your mouth, the amount of saliva, etc.

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"Never trust what the internet says." - Abraham Lincoln

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Why did blonde cross the road? She needed to get to work.

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What do you call a poor man on the side of the rode asking for money? A poor man on the side of the rode asking for money.

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TONIGHT WE DINE IN HELL! Cant we just dine at McDonalds? ITS THE SAME THING! Moral: Personally I love the taste of cardboard meat...

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He got hit by a bus.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it can.

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Why did apple fall off the tree? Because Sally was holding on for dear life and she grab the apple. The apple was still in good condition; Sally however, not so good.

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An Irishman and his sheep are locked in a barn together for 3 days. On the 3rd day his wife finally notices that he is gone, and comes looking in the barn for her husband. She liberates him, cooks him dinner, and they both laugh at the bestiality that occurred in the barn. 3 days is indeed a long time for anyone to endure.

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What is the best thing the French ever invent The two piece

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Why did the gay man's ass hurt? He has rectal cancer.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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