- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Chuck Norris got his ass kicked. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

What's the hardest part about blending a baby? My D**K

Why did the bear eat a group of children? It was hungry.

What did the dog say to its owner? well as you can see it is physically impossible for a dog to speak english or any other langueges such as french, spanish or chinese.

Once there was an egg by the name of Steve. His name was Steve the Egg.

What's the difference between a brick and a baby? One is a fundamental item used in building walls and the other is a human

Your mom is so stupid, she didn't know the answer to 2+5

how do you kill a blonde with a pistol Put the clip in and shoot her

How to smash an apple Iphone <<<<<< Use A Hammer >>>>>>> PS : if u want to break a hammer use an iphone

What do you do if you are surrounded by 2000 Hungry cannibals? You talk to them in a calm yet determined diplomatic voice, then you become a part of them. Moral: A part of them... Forever.

Jennifer Kim... having a boyfriend!

What's long and black? A long and black object.

Why is the country in a national deficit? Because the Illuminati want to control all human beings in a socialist new world order.

Did you hear the one about the broken pencil? Never mind, it's pointless

Read This line it the tune of "If your happy and you know it" If you're reading this, Do your homework. Sincerely, Your Teacher

Three men walk into a bar, one ducks and two fall down. What happened? They walked into a metal bar, like a sideways flagpole!

What do u get when u lick chicken Answer- Your a retard if you did not figure it out it is obviously chicken taste DERP!

Yo mamas so ugly that when she looked out the window, she was arrested for mooning.

roses are red, violets are blue, sugar is sweet, and so are you.

Those who believe that Sarah Palin is dumb are living in some fantasyland. She could damn well speak as much as anyone else!

COME HERE, POTTER!!!! NOW!!! Instead of agreeing to approach the source of the rather hostile summoning, Potter decided to sit down and eat a healthy vegetarian lunch of sausages and chips.

Why did the accident happen? The breaks on the car stopped working. Why did the breaks stop working? The driver was drunk.

Roses are red, You're a failed abortion, Happy Valentines Day. :D

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