- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do Michael Jackson and a T-Rex have in common? They're both dead.

What makes George Michael gay? The fact he engages in sexual intercourse with other men.

What do you call a bunch of white guys sitting on a bench Men enjoying a day in the park

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- I was at my house last night - I was at your MOM'S house last night... I'm her neighbor, she was having trouble with her plumbing and I thought i should help out

Why did the little boy chase after his ball? Because it rolled away

A blind man walks into a bar After realising he might be hurt everybody rushes to his aid

Why didn't Little Timmy's parrot talk? It's neck had snapped.

whats short blonde and speaks spanish? my spanish teacher Mrs. Inman

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It died.

If Johnny has 4 dollars and Clarissa has 7 dollars, how many dollars do they have all together? 11 dollars Knock knock Who's There? Johnny Johnny who? Johnny and Clarrisa, all together we have 11 dollars.

What the difference between a circle and a triangle? You're an idiot if you don't know the difference.

What happens when a drunk driver meets a stoned driver? A head on collision

Why do dinosaurs have no friends? Because they are dead

what's white, sits around all day, and sucks on tits? a baby.

Yo mamas so fat she hates her life and the example she sets for her children.

Why did the chicken cross the road? We can never be truly sure of the chicken's real purpose, but given the circumstances of the surroundings, the story has it that the purpose of the chicken was to physically move to the other side of said road.

Why was six afraid of seven? Back when seven was in Vietnam, he sufferd Posttraumatic Stress Disorder (PTSD) and constantly has flash backs and irrational thoughts of six being with the veitnamese alliance and tries to viciously molest six whenever he runs out of anxiety medication.

What do you call a black guy selling drugs? a pharmacist

Why did Susie fall off the swings? She had no arms. Knock! Knock! Who's there? Not Susie.

A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

what do u call a newspaper boy on brake? your uncle because hes broke and struggling with income.

Why did the monkey fall from the tree? Because he was dead.

If your mom is a teacher and your dad is a gynecologist, how many pancakes does it take to stack on top of a dog house roof? 12. Because footballs don't have feathers.

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