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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the boy with no legs get for his birthday? Pants.

What's worse than being annal raped by a black man? Well lots of things are but being raped by a guy who has around a 7 inch penis may be hurtful I'm sure being cut open and eaten alive may be worse;)

Why did the man run away from the woman? He forgot his rape kit.

Girl, why are you crying? I'm not a girl, I'm a strawberry.

Why was six afraid of seven? Back when seven was in Vietnam, he sufferd Posttraumatic Stress Disorder (PTSD) and constantly has flash backs and irrational thoughts of six being with the veitnamese alliance and tries to viciously molest six whenever he runs out of anxiety medication.

you can either take the test now or on monday. (hand movement)

A clueless chicken walks into a bar. Now being cooked on the BBQ.

The doctor woke up and the hooker he screwed told him she had the clap and he said thats the least of your problms bitch you have aids

How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? -Gave her a timeout

Why did Susie fell off the swings? Because she didn't have any arms or legs.

how do you know an elephant has gotten into your refrigerator? The fridge is on its side, the door is torn off, and the ruined food scattered all over the floor. Not to mention there is an elephant in your kitchen.

whats the difference between me and callum ? one soul.

Q- Why did spongbob go to Detroit? A- He didn't, spongbob is not real. And even if he was, Detroit is not a very popular tourist attraction.

How do you know when it is a Mexican's birthday? They are walking around with "happy birthday" balloons.

Who is the dumbest person on the entire internet? Shortpoet-GTD

Vote this up or I'll tell my mum!

What did the shy guy say at the speech? Nothing

well use a tissue!

A man jumps of the roof of his building. The superindentant now owns the building and the man who jumped off the building has 59 fractures. Oh and he died.

Q.) What do you call a black man on the moon? A.) An astronaut.

Why is evan a lil poop? cause he pooped my poop all the pooping ;)

Q:How many cavemans does it take to screw in a lightbulb A: None there was no electricity back then

PENIS that is all

Why is the sky blue during day? Because it would be night if it was black.

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