yo momma so old that when she whent to school there was no history class

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because death was certain if it didn't.

How does a black man have sex? He inserts his penis into his partners vagina, then slides it out, then inserts it back in, and repeats this motion untill he has reached his climax and ejaculates!

why is coltin alexander such a duche? because no one loves him

How do you know when it is a Mexican's birthday? They are walking around with "happy birthday" balloons.

A little boy had a candle by his bedside. It fell over. The candle was fake, and it didn't burn down his house. When he woke up, he picked up the candle, put it back on his nightstand and had a wonderful day.

WHY DID THE MAN FART HE WAS A FARTY PANTS AND WE CAN CHAT HERE ON THIS WEB GO TO ANTI JOKE SEE ME I WILL GIVE U JOKES

A man goes to the movies with his wife, two hours later they drive home and find their house just the way they left it.

Knock Knock Who's there? The police. Open up.

Knock, Knock. Who's there? You're mom. It's your.

why was the frog sad..... because it was stappled to the boys face

why was the jew shaking hands with a nazi? they realized their differences and were bonding.

Why can't Stevie wonder read? He can. He reads braille.

No!

Whats worse than getting in an arrow in the side of your neck Finding out there is a gas bill tied to it

*insert corny "a man walks into a bar" joke here*

What's worse than a bee sting? A katon.

Do you know whats a joke? Something said or done to evoke laughter or amusement, especially an amusing story with a punch line.

What do you get when you cross a shark and a squid Nothing thats impossible

A man walked into a bar.He woke up hours later and went home. By TheRealPaddock

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What is an antijoke? Not Knock

Yo mama is so fat that she has to eat salad instead of sandwiches because she wants to lose weight by going on a no-carb diet.

How do you scare a little boy? You tell him everyone he loves was shot to death by you and then kick his guardian .

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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