Knock Knock Who's there? Mormens...

If you're happy and you know it get a life

Q: Why didn't johnny get any Christmas presents? A: Because he died in a house fire 3 years ago.

Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, You Have A Face That Belongs At The Zoo, Don't Worry I'll Be There With You, Not In The Cage But Laughing At You!!! :D

Sir, your wife is dead

What's clear and looks like water? Water.

Why was the little girl crying in the woods at night? There was psychotic killer chasing her with a chainsaw.

What do you get with you crossbreed a lamp with a chicken? Nothing... You can't crossbreed an inanimate object with a living being.

Whats brown and slippery? A brown slipper.

Why did the elderly lady cross the road? Because an atomic bomb was exploding behind her

What does the ship say when it's cold? Shiver me timbers

Knock, Knock. Who's there? Ron Sparks.

What do you call a dog with no legs? A seal.

Why did the bald man die? Cancer.

How did the woman get pregnant? She was thrown into a pool filled with semen.

What do you call a black person flying an airplane? The pilot.

France had one revolution

how many blondies were at the mall? none they were too busy trying to find the sun.

Your mom is so old, that when somebody told her to act her age, she died.

Whats brown and sticky? A antelope.

Roses are red and i like Pie but seriously, i don't care if you die

Roses are Red Violets are Blue You wouldn't know that Cause you're a dog.

(PC) Why aren't regular jokes as good as anti-jokes? Because they are worse than anti-jokes.

Why is Suzie at the bottom of the cliff? Because I pushed her. Knock knock Who's there? Not Suzie.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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