Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? (Because she was blind and deaf?) No, because she was a woman.

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why was Logan sad? he was raped by his daddy multiple times

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A man sets his house on fire. His wife comes home, what did she ask? Why'd you set the house on fire?

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If a tree falls in the forrest and a women hears it does it make a sound? Why is there a tree in the kitchen.

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Why doesn't Hitler drink whiskey? Because it makes him mean.

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What did Osama bin Laden say to Jesus? Nothing. He's in hell.

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How do you put an elephant in a fridge? Open the fridge door and place the elephant inside. How do you put a giraffe in a fridge? Open the fridge door, remove the elephant, and place the giraffe inside. There is a party at the zoo. All of the zoo animals attend, except one. Which one? The giraffe, because he is in the fridge.

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what did Tim do when he got married? He kissed the bride Mecheoo LOVES ASS

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Why did the black man across the road? just kidding he didnt make it across the road i hit him with my car

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Katy perry isn't on clould nine because it's physicaly impossible to stand on water persipitation.

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2 penguins in a tub. one looks to the other an says, "pass the bar of soap." the other looks at him.."what do you think i am, a typewriter?"

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Why do we park in driveways and drive in parkways? Good question.

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(PC) Why aren't regular jokes as good as anti-jokes? Because they are worse than anti-jokes.

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Why is Suzie at the bottom of the cliff? Because I pushed her. Knock knock Who's there? Not Suzie.

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Your mom is so old, that when somebody told her to act her age, she died.

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Q: How do you drown a black guy? A: Hold his head underwater and sit on his back.

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Whats brown and sticky? A antelope.

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France had one revolution

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue You wouldn't know that Cause you're a dog.

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What do you call a banana in a blender? A banana in a blender. Duh

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how many blondies were at the mall? none they were too busy trying to find the sun.

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Roses are red and i like Pie but seriously, i don't care if you die

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Why didnt the 14 year old get her period? Because she had gotten pregnant by her father

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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