How do you tell if an albino baby is black? Check his genetics.

Roses are red violets are blue shes for me not for u if by chance u talk my place ill grab my fist and smah your face

What did the mother of the boy with cancer say on his birthday? - Happy Birthday, too bad you still have cancer.

a man decided to climb a tree. he got to the top,raised his arms above his head and said "I am on top of the world ". after that he fell because he was not holding on to anything

why did the little boy fall down?? Because a terrorist shot him

Roses are red Violets are blue I have a gun And you don't,

Your parents shouldn't have met. I was thinking that as I contemplated suicide.

A black man, an asian man, and a gay man walk into a bar. What do they do? They mourn the loss of their dead friend.

Two baby seals walk into a club.

What do you call a joke that is not funny? An un - funny joke.

whats something you really wanna call a black person it starts with an "N" and ends in an "R" A. Friend i was joking about the "N" and "R"

Why did Sally fall off the swings? She has no arms. Knock knock Whose there? Not Sally, she has no arms

Sally heard a scream in a dark room and went to go see who it was. Knock Knock! Who's there? Not Sally...

How do you keep black people from your Kool-aid? How? You put it in a safe-deposit box.

Fuzzy wuzzy was a bear, fuzzy wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy had no hair because he had cancer and died 3 weeks later.

Whats funny and has 2 wheels The holocaust, I lied about the wheels, and the funny

Why was the teacher having sex with her pupils? Because it was 2145 and that kind of shit is common then

What did the 11 year old boy get for christmas? A wet dream

Do you know what a rhino really is? It is a really fat and oversized unicorn

Teachers be like "Hold on class, I am almost done with my lesson!" Students: " Aint nobody got time 4 dat!"

Why did god make asians? I dont know. Yah, me niether

steven hawking walks into a bar

Hey you must be a parking ticket, because your yellow.

whats black with purple?nothing no animals or humans have anything like that

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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