- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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"Why did the chicken cross the road? ... To get to your house. Knock knock." "Who's there?" "The chicken"

Q. Why did the fence break? A. Too many mexicans were climbing it.

A penis walks into a bar..

Why did the girl call suicide hotline? Cuz he wanted to kill herself.

Two muffins are sitting in an oven. They are baked until ready and then enjoyed be the person who made them.

Knock Knock. Who's There? The Landlord. Your rent's late.

Why did Susie fall off the swing? She has no arms. Knock, knock Who's there? Not Susie

what sucks blows and gets laid in the closet. YOUR MOM VACUMING

What's the difference between two telephone poles? T-shirts! Because motorcycles don't have doors!

Q:Why did the man fall down the stairs? A:Because someone pushed him down.

A man walks into a bar. He's an alcoholic and its killing his family.

What's worse than a worm in your apple? Having a self-conscious baluga hold a gun on you while you hand him all the money you have on you, then realizing balugas are creatures indigenous to aquatic regions, and then realizing you are deep under water and are probably about to die from suffocation

Walt disney Walks Into A Bar, The Bartender says "WOAH ITS WALT DISNEY!"

Why was the teacher having sex with her pupils? Because it was 2145 and that kind of shit is common then

Two Mice are sitting on a bridge , one falls down an the other is named Charlotte

Why did the blonde walk into the men's restroom? Because the blonde was a man who needed to expel his feculent waste.

There's two blondes a black man and a camera man...

Your mother is so morbidly obese that she greatly exceeds the necessary recommended serving sizes of each meal.

What do you call a girl who has recently been raped? Dead.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Cow that recognizes normal social cues and politely waits for its turn to speak. Cow that recognizes normal social cues and politely waits for its turn to speak who? Moo.

How do you know when a Captcha defect causes you to post the same anti-joke three times? Canteloupe.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Chicken is a funny word, and the road is a plot device.

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