Wow Nero, you never explained the process, its like I am at the ocean again, but dont lie, you still fear showers... Sorry its just not you when you lie to me, I know I should be more concerned about you, ill bring those old stuff, im tired, sleepy, I suppose thats your work huh Nero? Thanks, call it as a brother or what you want, but I really love you and wont ever stop doing so. Goodnight Nerochan, promise me you will take care of yourself, we all got a long life ahead of us, and I want to spend more time with you, if its fine for you and your wife.

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If you're happy and you know it get a life

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Listen Supervisor, this is Agent Clarke of the GOV and the WHO, I suggest you respond ASAP, I suggest you put set me in touch with either Lady, or Axel Knight right away, this is a matter of your personal security.

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Did you hear about the sea cow who sang "Part of your Herd?" It was the Little Moomaid.

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whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? finding two worms in your apple

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Regarding the "I will violate you, your children and your parent if you thumb me red" comment belo. I had a green thumb, I know because I gave it to myself because I am awesome... Now I got none... I person that this this, I cannot wait to X-mas where I will be violating them all, tell them, and as thus remind you that this was their Christmas present from you... Your friendly r*pist neighborhood Moral Man: Yes, I am your neigbor... I cant wait for slot number 24 on my christmas calendar... There is a picture of you and your family... Yummy!

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Bob Saget that is all

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Why did Jennifer shit herself? Because there was a black man staring through her window!

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A jew, a homosexuel and a black guy are on a plane. It crashes and they all die in horrible circumstances.

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2 guys walk into a bar the first gys says id like a beer the second guy says me to

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How do you stop a dog from barking? Cut it's head off

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Why did the bald man die? Cancer.

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what did joe eat for breakfast? he didn't eat, joe is schizophrenic steve's best friend

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A man walked into a bar, and clutched his stomach in pain as it was a steel bar and it hurts when you walk right into a steel bar.

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How did the black guy survive the bus crash? At the time of the bus crash, it was a segregated community, therefore no black people were allowed on buses.

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What's better than winning a gold at the paralympic Walking

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Birdie Birdie in the Sky, Left a message in my eye ... So I shot the little bitch

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Why did the boy die of Cancer? Because I took some radioactive chemicals and hen I feel like it I beat him with it.

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Guess what what?? chicken butt!!!!!

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What do you call a white sheep with no legs? A cloud What do you call a black sheep with no legs? A shit.

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Q: Why is little Timmy living without his parents? A: He is ninety seven years old!

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Why did the girl fall off the swings? -because she had no arms

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Did you hear the joke about the pencil? Nevermind it was pointless.

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Knock knock.

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