- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didn't suzie eat? Because she wasn't hungry

What is the difference between a goat? It can neither ride a bike.

a Gay Man Walks Into A Bar And See's its Only Women In There, He Screams And Leaves

What did the Jew say when he walked into a bar? Ouch!

Why did the computer load on facebook? Thats what you typed in.

batman farted so hes retarded

I bet I can say the the whole Greek alphabet faster than any other person in the world. The whole Greek alphabet faster than any other person in the world.

A White guy, Black guy and Hispanic are all on the same bus. They get off at their predetermined stops and continue their day.

Two friends were hanging out. One of them asks, "what's that awful smell?" the other replies, "I AM NOT A ROBOT!"

your face

I used to say "I used to be an adventurer like you but then I took an arrow to the knee" like you but then I took an arrow in the knee.

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. Just kidding, he didn't cross the road, he had no legs.

rent a cops

Roses are purple violets are green I am color blind shut up

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was a recovering alcoholic who recently relapsed and drove his car through his garage. He took his anger out on his wife and kids. His wife kicked him out and filed for divorce. Conveniently, the liquor store is across the street.

What happened when the Arabic man went through airport security? He was racially profiled and stopped, delaying not only him but the line of people behind him.

why did the old man lose his hair Because he had cancer and needed kimmo therapy

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where's my tractor?"

Why did the skeleton not get invited to the party? Because he was a heroin addict

why did the chicken cross the road? he didnt.. that kinda shit never happens

why did the little girl fell off the bed? because she saw his father rape her sister after killing his mother years ago, and every time she goes to sleep, she remembers that and the images come back to haunt her

What do a woman and a puzzle have in common? Both couldn't vote before 1920... the puzzles still can't vote

Why did suzie fall of the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not suzie!!

An Aussie, a Mexican and an Asian walk into a bra. You read that wrong.

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