- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why can't Chuck Norris die? He can, he's just a normal human being.

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A man buys cocaine from a shady dealer in an alley. He then goes home and experiments with it and other chemicals, and later on invents Coca Cola

What did the bicycle say to the fat kid? Nothing, bikes cant talk.

Why didn't the kid eat lunch at school? He wasn't hungry.

a man walked into a bar today he suffers from depression from his wife leaving him and taking custody of the children on the grounds that he is an alcoholic and is unfit to raise children

you need 2 pple for this. Ask me if im a tree? Are you a tree? no

Q how do you feel? A with a series of nerve endings, that send signals to my brain

Roses are red, violets are blue, if you didn't know that, go back to school.

Why was the Asian girl doing a math problem? It was her homework that her teacher assigned her class.

Knock Knock? Who's There? The Gestapo.

There once was a man from Nantucket. He was among thousands of men who were also from Nantucket.

Why did the girl stop running? Because she is in a wheelchair and will never walk again

Senior Sergeant Thomas the officer investigating your current rape and insect charges. Please open the door now.

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Why was 6 scared of me? cause i ate 9

Roses are red, violets are blue, i get tired of this shit let's have some grey goose

Why did the balck man sit at the back of the bus? Because all the other seats were taken.

Whats better than 7 babies tied to 1 tree 1 baby tied to 7 trees

a guy walkied into a bar... he really got hurt

why cant black people swim? I dont know but they killed my family

Obama stumbles upon a KKK meeting. All the klansmen shake his hand and respect him because he is the President.

why did the kid fall off his bike he had a serious illness which made it difficult for him to play sports

Q: So I don't get it. Do women actually like not having penises and testicles? Do they genuinely enjoy it? A: Silly boy. Women ADORE not having penises and testicles. You just can't get your mind around someone having different preferences in anatomy than you.

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