- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your're racist.

Guess what my dog can do? Bark.

How do you get your dog to stop barking? You snap its neck.

what do call a car full of people on the side of the road? a cool explosion waiting to happen

Why Did The Chicken Cross The Road? To End His Suffering On The Farm. Suicidal Mission.... Complete

Whats black and hangs from trees? To get to the other side.

I painted my dog to look like pizza. Someone ate him. It was my mom.

What's sad about a dog and it's owner dying in a car accident? They were on their way to the vet.

whats worse than the holocost, nothing

Two men are walking down the street. They both don't make eye contact and continue walking.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I have to go to the bathroom

Balls

What do you call the Flintstones if they were black? N****rs

Why did Betty fall out of the tree? Because she was dead! ????

Why is it hard to see a black man in the night? Because its dark out, and he's BLACK.

Austin do your class work. Quit looking at anti-jokes. Yes you the one that goes to RRHS.

Q. Why did Justin Beiber fall off the ladder? A. He was trying to reach puberty

Whats worse than biting into an apple and finding half a worm? Half a shit.

God saw himself. Finally, proof.

a woman goes to an abortion clinic, kills a baby and still leaves pregnant.

How do you know if you are an alien? When you start maulesting sea creatures for their milk

yo mamma's so fat you're fat too, because it's genetical

What benefits came from the September 11th attacks? None. It was one of the most horrific tragedies in American History

How many vikings does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Probably just one, though I'd imagine it hard to teach someone from the 9th century C.E. how to, let alone explain electricity.

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