- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a middle-aged Polish man on Skype? A lonely man.

Why did the black man have no toes? Because during his climb of Everest, he got frostbite and they had to be amputated.

have you ever tried Ethiopian food? neither have they

Why is the turkey always full? Because he is stuffed.

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Knock knock who's there? the police, your under arrest the police your under arrest who? BAM! sir, I'm placing you under arrest for the murder of your wife, anything you say or do can be used against you. IT WASN'T ME!!!! yeah yeah tell it the judge

What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car? "Get in the car Robin."

Why was the potatoe hot Cuz I cooked it

What did the worm say to the butterfly? Nothing, worms don't talk.

How did the carpenter do on his exam? Poorly so his parents killed him.

What is Obamas favorite book? I don't know, ask him.

My father stole my mothers heart, he's in jail for murder

Whats green and fluffy? Your mom.

Donald Duck walks into a drug store and asks the lady behind the counter for a bag of condoms. So the lady says, "Sure thing sir, would you like me to put that on your bill"? Donald says," THIT(Shit)NO, I'LL THUFFOCATE! (Suffocate)

What did the man say to the woman before he had sex with her? "May I have sex with you, please?"

How many Ethiopians can you fit in a car? Five in your standard sedan

what do you call a black person who flies a plane? a pilot, you racist

What do an onion and a hamster have in common? They are both in my Grandma's omelette.

What's like a whale and has a sprained leg? MATT ROSS THE FAT ARSE!!!!

Life gives you lemons you make lemonade. What do you do when life gives you melons... youre skrewed.

Knock knock. Who's there? The IRS, please get out of the way.

Why did Billy fall off the tree? Why? Because he had no arms or legs. Knock knock! Who's there? Not Billy

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a registered sex offender in five states.

What's the difference between a hipster and a steaming pile of shit? Many things.

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