- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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three people walked into a bar and there was a blackman,a jew,a white man and a nazi bartendor which ones did he shoot? The black and the jew and the white man

Why the african children was sad? - Because an octopus bite his arm

Scratch and Sniff [________] smells like glass doesn't it?

How does it change many dyslexics to take a lightbulb.

Immaculate Misconception - Motionless In White \m/

Why couldn't the melons get married? As gay cantaloupes, their jurisdiction didn't allow for same-sex marriage.

Knock Knock Who's there? Its the pizza man. Get your yellow no good keister off my property before I pump your guts full of lead. 1,2...10

Knock knock: Who's there: Woo: Woo Who: I knew you'd be glad to see me.

why did sally fall off the swings she had no arms knock knock whos there not sally

If you are what you eat, then imagine a prostitute.

What do you call a Mexican without any arms or legs? A bean.

What did the pregnant teen get for Christmas? A miscarriage

What did the strawberry say to the elephant? Nothing. Because it's a strawberry and strawberries can't talk.

I hate it when I press submit, and I forgot to finish the jo

what did George Washington say to his men before crossing the Delaware river? Get in the boat.

Why is Tommy dead? Because he died.

What kind of shoes does a pedophile wear?white vans

Why was 6 afraid of 12? Because 12 used to beat up 6 and now 6 has a restraining order against 12. 12 has to stay at least 5 numbers away from 6.

get in the car.

"Knock Knock" "Just ring the bloody bell for once!"

Ask me if I'm a truck! Are you a truck?! No.

Roses are blue, Violets are purple, I like chicken. Do you like chicken?

why did the man fall down? because he was shot.

What has a beard and bombed the World Trade Center? Osama Bin Ladin. No, but seriously he's a terrorist.

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