- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A Jew walks into a shower. Gased.

How do you keep black people out of your backyard. A no trespassing sign.

why shouldnt you throw a rock at a black guy on a bike? Just because its not very nice.

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She got shot in the head by her drunk step-dad.

How many Jews can you fit in the car? 4 in the seats and 6 million in the ashtray.

What did the Blonde do when she saw train tracks? She walked over slowly, looked both ways, and crossed safely

wanna hear a cat joke? just kitten

Do you believe in love at first site? Or should I walk by again?

what did little johnny get his grandfather for christmas?nothing his grandfather died on thanksgiving

Whats 2 Plus 2? God Just Solve It.

What would you call the flinstones if they were black? Ni**gers

Q-Why did the man fall out of the behemoth A- he had no legs

What do you do when you see an epileptic having a fit in the bath? Laugh at him

Sticks and stones may break my bones, but words are merely the smallest element of language capable of containing meaning and isolation and, as such could never directly produce the 4,000 Newtons of force per square centimetre required to break bones.

Knock Knock Who's there? You You Who? Yes? Can I help you madam?

Whats worse than finding a maggot in your apple? Getting Raped

Why did Suzy have burns on her face? Because her little brother attacked her with a hot curling iron thinking it was a lightsaber.

Your mother is so stupid that she had to study, a lot.

What is big green and fuzzy and would kill you if it fell out of a tree A pool table

Roses are Red Violets are Red Grass is Red Trees are Red My yard is on fire.

Roses are red violets are blue I fucked your mom now im about to fuck you to.

Why did the plane crash? The Pilot Wash a Loaf of Bread

Every 5 seconds a child dies in Somalia. Good news is there are 4 second intervals when a child isn't dying in Somalia. I say kill them all

Your legs are more open than my back door! Which is closed.

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