- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did George Washington say to his men before crossing the Delaware river? Get in the boat.

What did the pregnant teen get for Christmas? A miscarriage

I hate it when I press submit, and I forgot to finish the jo

why did sally fall off the swings she had no arms knock knock whos there not sally

What do you call a Mexican without any arms or legs? A bean.

Scratch and Sniff [________] smells like glass doesn't it?

a woman walks into a bar, she was quickly kicked out and escorted back to the kitchen

What did the strawberry say to the elephant? Nothing. Because it's a strawberry and strawberries can't talk.

Is this the Krusty Krab? Yes.

Knock Knock Who's There The police, your under arrest.

What kind of shoes does a pedophile wear?white vans

Your mama's so fat.... Her cerial bowl came with a lifeguard

Why was 6 afraid of 12? Because 12 used to beat up 6 and now 6 has a restraining order against 12. 12 has to stay at least 5 numbers away from 6.

Did you know Helen Keller had a swing set in her backyard? Neither did she.

get in the car.

What's hot and cold at the same time? Hotcold.

why did the man fall down? because he was shot.

So,a guy walks up to his friends at the bar and try's to to talk to them,the friends start being rasist ,so the first guy says 'wo guys stop going in that direction ,that one direction

How do you get a black guy down from your tree? You can't, because there aint any.

Why didn't Santa deliver presents until the night after Christmas? You should go ask someone who knows.

Ask me if I'm a truck! Are you a truck?! No.

Whats more funny than 1 bomb on 8 babies? 8 bombs on 1 baby.

Joke below was made by Daniel Textor, he's a d i c k.

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