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What is the difference between the sky and the ocean? They're both blue.

How did the girl cross the road? --she didn't, she died trying because she was blind and didn't see the sign that said "Don't Walk"

what goes in hard and comes out soft? bubblegum, what were you thinking?

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A man walks into a convenient store and asks the cashier where the toilet paper is. She says aisle five. He goes down aisle five and there's no toilet paper.

What's bad about the the 3 black Jews that just died...... They were my friends

whats worse than drinking bad milk? tea bagging a bear trap

Wanna hear the orphan joke knock knock who's there? not you parents

When life throws you melons, You probably won't catch them.

What do black people and bananas have in common? 50% of their DNA

I flipped through the Yellow Pages, made a few calls, and found the Chinese man I was looking for.

Are you made out of silicon, because you are silly and your name is Con.

Q: are you gay? A: maybe

what do michael Jackson and little boys do in the dark alone? they turn on the flashlight

theres no 'I' in 'team' but theres an 'I' in 'hitler'

What did little Timmy do in the Library? Read

A: That's a catchy song! B: You know what else is catchy? A: What? :) B: Herpes. Awkward silence.

Why so serious ?

What grows on trees and is woody? Wood.

A Jew, black person, and Mexican jump out of a plane, which one falls first? Who cares they all died

Why did the mailman die? Because everybody dies.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he needed to go home.

Why doesn't the little boy talk to his mom? Because she smells like barbecue sauce.

wanna hear a cat joke? just kitten

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

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