WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

I had 99 problems Solved them all

How do you tickle a tree? you dont you are a schizo stop kicking leaves

telll someone to ask u if u are a tree then say nooooooo

Why was the girl crying? She just got diagnosed with cancer you inconsiderate bastard.

How did Allen Iverson compose one of the most well known interviews of all time? Practice.

Roses are Red And sometimes yellow My mother is mellow I have terminal cancer. I also fisted my grandpa's anus last night

What do you call someone who is bad at hand eye co-ordination? Dispraxic

How did the man want his hair cut? In silence.

Whenever someone asks you why you're sad, always remember this simple answer so that people won't keep asking you more questions: "Because Hitler died"

Roses are grey Violets are grey I'm a dog

Why did the chicken cross the road? There was food on the other side

What is frowned upon no matter what country you're in? Sex on a plane.

Why couldn't tom concentrate on his homework? Because he was a loaf of bread.

Is maynaise an instrument?

Q:what's worse than eating outdated raviolis? A:terminal cancer.

Obama = ebola

Whats black and white all over? Michael Jackson

You have small feet Do you know what small feet mean Small shoes

What do you call a man with no arms or legs? Names.

Chuck Norris will die sometime in the future.

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas many gift card to stores he liked

a. get me a drink b. a would but but i got no arms

How do you get a dog to stop humping you? Pick him up and suck his dick.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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