Roses are Red Violets are Blue In Soviet Russia Poem tells You -Ben

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Who is yellow and cant drive straight. A man dying of lukemia

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WHY IS THIS SENTENCE CAPITALIZED? BECAUSE CAPS LOCK IS ON.

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What did the black man say to the jew at a party Well hello i don't believe we met.

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Roses are grey Violets are grey I am a dog.

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Your momma is so fat, she should be concerned about her increased risk if a heart attack because of her poor eating habits.

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What's so similar about a zombie and a black man? They are both almost human.

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Whats black, white, and red all over? a dead panda.

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Why was the mushroom invited to the party? It was because it was a mushroom costume party

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What did 4 Year Old Jonny get for his birthday? Death.

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Little Jimmy had walked in on his parents. "Mummy what are you doing with dad?" "Baking a cake" She replied. Two hours later the cake had then cooled and was consumed by all.

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Yo Mama's so fat when she fell out of the tree she hit the ground very, very hard.

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If you have 12 apples and I have 12 ice cubes how many pancakes fit on a roof? Purple because aliens don't wear hats.

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Q: What is black and white, black and white, black and white? A: A Nun falling down the stairs.

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if ruddel jumped on your back what do you do leave him on or pull him offf? shoot him.

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What is the difference between a dead baby and a bowling ball? You can't pick up a bowling ball with a pitchfork.

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What did the fat black man do? Get a gym membership.

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How do you get a camel out of a desert? a helicopter

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A Chinese man and an american lived together. The Chinese man said to the american man, "I'm going to walk the dog." The American said "OK." Later that night they were eating dinner. The American said to the Chinese man, "I don't think that I've had this meat before. What is it?" The Chinese man replied, "The dog." The American, surprised, spewed out the food he was eating. "THE DOG!?" he yelled, shocked. The Chinese man replied, "Yes, I TOLD you I was going to wok the dog!"

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How did the black guy get knocked out? He was hit by a fridge.

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Why did they chicken cross the road? It didn't. A van ran it over when it was halfway across.

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A man walks into a bar. He buys something.

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It's a bird! No, it's a plane! No, it's actually a bird. You can see its wings flapping.

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Sosiopath vs How I met your mother: BABABABABA BABABA RARARA LALALA ETC YOU GOT THE DRILL Kids, this is how I met your mother. I saw her at some store, I said "Hey sexy" She told me to fuck off, so I raped her, got out of prison years later, and kids, that is how I met your mother. ...Why I am leaving? Did I ever fucking say I was your father? I Just came here to tell you I raped and killed her after serving my time which was about 2 minutes, so kids, that is how I killed your mother. YOU ARE WELCOME BY THE WAY!Ungrateful kids. Moral of the story: If they are your kids, just say no and get away, and kill Robin for better television. Sociopath vs Grounded for life Moral: Shot the little kid, nobody will notice, not even his own family.Heck if you look at episode 34 you can see a tall handsome dude choking the life of a little boy in the background, and then letting him go just before he passes out and chokes him again? FUN FOR HOURS!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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