- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is pink and fuzzy? Pink fuzz

What hurts like hell? HELL

What would a gay, transgender, mexican man say to another? We could have butt sex.

what comes in tube and smells like toothpaste? toothpaste

If I have 12 backpacks and Jimmy has 91 pancakes, then how many marshmallows can cover the roof of this building? Purple. Because Aliens don't wear hats.

Why was the blonde so stupid? She suffers a severe case of retardation.

Don't you just hate it when a sentence doesn't end the way you octopus?

Why did the girl commit suicide? She got raped

Yo mama so fat that she probably has a thyroid problem.

Why did the asian man go to the bar with a black man? Because they both wanted to enjoy a few beers in the company of another.

What's black and hangs from trees in my backyard? Nothing. Blackberries grow on bushes and I do not condone hate crimes.

A heavily drunk man walks into a bar and proceeds to die of alcohol poisoning.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf or bread. why did the plane fall apart in mid air? The engineer was a loaf of bread Why didn't the plane take off? because it was delayed.

How do you kill a blonde? Put a scratch n sniff sticker at the bottom of a pool

Why was Helen Keller a bad driver? She was blind.

Why did the guy go to the store? He really doesn't want you to know every detail of his life.

Her hair was fine, her scent was great, now show me your fucking ****.......please

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because Henry threw it well.

A black man walks out of a store. He was carrying a receipt.

i asked my friend about the holocaust... umm it turns out hes a jew yaaa sorry then i screamed califona fire asin tits then ran

What did the blond say to the other blond? "I like your shoes."

Why was the boy embarrassed when he opened his parents' bedroom door? Because he had been trying the door for several minutes until he realized he was pushing instead of pulling.

What Mistake Do Ghosts make? None ghosts dont exist..

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