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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did I the granda fall out of her wheel chair?. She fell down the steps

whats ironic about a white van being white the driver usualy is not

There were two chippendales in a bar - what were their nicknames? Chip and Dale

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.. Why did the 2nd monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first moneky.. Why did the 3rd monkey fall out of the tree? It thought it was a game.. Why did the 4th monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure..

A black guy, a jew, and an asian walk into a bar, have a beer each, and then leave, because they have high-paying jobs and don't want to risk getting DUIs.

knock knock. who's there? no one. no one who? no one who?

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She has no arms.

How do you make a clown sad? Brutally murder his children.

Peter was sitting on a bench. He had a bag of 10 sweets and was eating them slowly. John and Anthony both wanted some, but Peter wanted to still have sweets left over. How many did he give them both? None. He's that selfish.

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? Because she was deaf, dumb, and mentally retarded; you sexist fiend.

If your fighting an octopus on mars how many lamps does it take to repair a dog house? Nine because a toaster cannot ride a bicycle.

Situation: 2 cows eating grass on a warm Sunday night. Question: Why does 9+4=3 1/2? Answer: 69!

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How many nipples are on a raccoon ? I don't raccoono

Q: What did the Jew get for Christmas? A: Nothing you dumbass, Jews don't celebrate Christmas.

What is said about the man who is addicted to online gaming? He plays more than 5 hours per day and doesn't have any social contacts or whatsoever.

what is the meaning of life? i dont know, but im fairly sure its not 42

What do you call a black priest? Holy shit!!

Rose are red, Violets are blue, I have AIDS, Now so do you.

What's the difference between a white guy playing basketball and a black guy playing hockey??? There is none..they hardly get playing time!!

what do call a large massacre of 1000000 people? a tragedy

If these walls could talk - the public would pay large sums of money to see this marvel of science. On a more serious note, they might also tell the cops about the many dead hookers stowed within them.

How do you kill a clown? You smash his face into a brick.

Why did the janitor commit suicide? He was sick of people's shit.

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