What time is it? 2:47 PM.

What did the faggot say? Nothing, he shot himself due to high school bullying and rejecting parents.

Why did the black guy seem so black next to a white guy? Because he had more melanin in his skin

a man rides on his horse to rohde island and back. he rode on Friday and returned on Friday. damn, that's one fat horse

How does a chubby baby eat his chili In a very chubby way with his hands smearing it all over is face

Your mom is so old that she most likely will die soon.

What's worse than finding a worm on your apple? Trench foot on your eyebrow.

Whats better than 7 babies tied to 1 tree 1 baby tied to 7 trees

Who ate my sandwich? The office appliance that fell from the sky.

So I saw my asian friend at the beach on a really sunny day, so I said hi.

don't do anything i wouldn't do first

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it was dead

Q: What does the fox say? A: Nothing. Foxes cannot talk.

why did the panda go to the store? to buy milk.

Why couldn't the boy hide his penis? Circumcision.

Why did the balck man sit at the back of the bus? Because all the other seats were taken.

How do you get the icing in the middle of a cupcake? Cupcake raper...Duh

What did the man say to his wife while having sex? I don't know.

What's green and red? A frog in a blender

What's sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac going over a cliff? It was my car.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She has no arms. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sally

What do you call a bear in the rain? A wet bear.

What did one salt shaker say to the other salt shaker? Nothing, Salt shakers are merely used to add flavor to foods.

Why do dogs bark? Idk why? Cause there dogs

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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