- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a person with no arms or legs? I don't know, that's why I asked you.

Q: What's brown and sticky? A: Feces

What happed to the kid who survived cancer? He got hit by a plain.

a man makes a bad joke

If these walls could talk - the public would pay large sums of money to see this marvel of science. On a more serious note, they might also tell the cops about the many dead hookers stowed within them.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have a gun! So I KILL YOU!!!!

What's worse then 10 dead babies in 1 tree? 1 dead baby in 10 trees...

Why couldn't the girl find a date to the prom? Because she was really, really ugly.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, You smell like lead, I did a poo.

What's white and looks like paper? Paper

What's worse than a piece of food stuck between your teeth? I don't know, what? A cruise ship stuck between your teeth.

What has 17 eyes, 43 toes, 11 feet and, 9 heads? A 17 eyed- 43 toed- 11 footed- 9 headed monster.

taking out the trash... at night

Mila Kunis is fugly. Said no one ever.

Why can't Amy winehouse drive? She's dead.

Why did the little kid drop his ice cream? ...... Because he was startled by the pedophiles penis being shoved up his ass.

What do you call potato salad in Iceland? Edible. The fact that it happens to be in Iceland doesn't make a difference

Vote this down and get DOXED

Roses are yellow, Violets are purple, im not color blind you just cant read.

How do you stop birds from building nests in your grill? You turn the grill on

A wild Snorlax appeared crushing several members of the community

What's long, hard, and contains semen? A submarine.

besides saying "Oh, Yeah" and punching down walls, what does the kool-aid man do? drink cool aid

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