- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the richest fish in the sea? The one you threw a quarter at.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Get in the car.

"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend. "You already had me chained to the bed. You didn't have to break both of my legs, Kathy Bates."

What did the magician say to the little boy after he "cut" his mother in half. She is dead now. Your dad is on Row 4, he is crying.

In order to find a woman, you need time and money. Woman=Time&Money The longer you spend at work, the more money you get. Time=Money Money is the root of most problems in the world today. Money=Problems Therefore Women=Problems

What makes the turtle move? It's legs.

roses are red violets are blue count my five damn finger , and the third one is for you!!!!!!!!

whatis worse then tripping over and landing head first in dog shit No alot

What is the difference between a group of magicians and a cheerleading squad? One has a cunning array of stunts.

What did the orphan get for christmas........Cancer

How to open an orange? You don't you peal it

Q.How do you get a dog to meow ? A. Put the dog in the freezer overnight . . Get a chainsaw and run it along his back in the morning . " Meowrrrr..."

When life gives you lemons, you throw them at your friends. If they throw them back, duck

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What do a Siamese cat and a birch tree have in common? Both exist.

What did the cannibal do after he dumped his girlfriend........... Wiped his ass

Why did Sally fall off a tree? The tree was a man wearing a tree costume and was sexually assaulting her with his branches. Sally fell off because the cops came and the man threw her down. The tree man is still on the loose. If you have any info please call crime stoppers.

What do you call a man with no eyes? A hero for going to war and surviving being tortured by the Vietnamese.

Why was the girl crying when she got home? She got raped and mugged on the walk home

Why did the garbage man cross the road? He was doing his job.

How do you get a cow off a swing? Hit it with an axe.

Why did the girl start crying? Her pet sunflower had just died.

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