- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happened when the Mexican put the Popsicles in the fridge? They melted

Why did grandpa climb the phone pole with bananas in a backpack? He has a debilitating disease. He is slowly losing touch with reality.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms

What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? Getting a handjob from Edward scissor hands

Roses are brown, Violets are brown, WHO THE HELL $#!T IN MY GARDEN?!

What did the orphan do on Mother's Day? He went to the cemetery

A man walks off a bus. How did he get on top of it in the first place?

Roses are black. Violets are black. Black people are black, And you're a douche.

whats black and white and red all over? this joke.

The horse walks into the bar and the bartender says, "why the long face?" the horse looks at him and says, "my wife just died."

How do you make a Bong Ki mad? Call him a Bong Ki.

I FEEL LIKE I'M RIDING ON A CLOUD actually it's physically impossible to ride on clouds because they are sparsely situated ice particles.

Why did the boy cry? Because he was a crybaby

Whats funnier than 1 dead baby? 2 Dead babies

Why did the dinosaurs go extinct? I don't know.

I like my women like bacon. Greasy and full of wrinkels

roses are red violets are red the whole world is red i started the holocaust

What did the black kid get on his report card? Math: C- English: D+ Social Studies: C+ Gym:A+ Science: D- N.P.P.

What is white and black and red all over.

How many Mexicans eating a Taco in California does it take to fix a lightbulb? 1

What did Elmer Fudd say when Bugs Bunny got away again? "Oh, dat dawn wabbit, I'ww get it some day".

What did the kid with no legs get for Christmas? A new pair of shoes

Why is the alien dead as a door-nail? Because the door-nail was never alive nor could it ever be dead therefore the alien must have never existed just like the life and death of the door-nail.

Whats worse then finding a winning lottery ticket? Probably Everything

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