- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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"Hey ask me if i'm fat" "Are you fat" "Leave me alone"

Why is Joel always with Jamie? Because her incorrectly positioned eyes prevent her from seeing the true Joel.

How many blondes does it take to change a diaper? About a thousand

Want to hear what's totally out of this world? Not wasting a whole page of space for something that doesn't even vaguely resemble a joke. [L]

How high is the sky? True or False

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I've got a gun, get in the van.

Why did Sally cross the road? Because a rapist was chasing her

That is so fetch

How come Billy can only swim in circles? His right arm and right leg were amputated because he scraped his left arm.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had down-syndrome

What do you feel inside after eating an entire class of pre-schoolers? A stomach ache

What do you get when you cross a black man and an octopus? I don't know, but it sure would pick a lot of cotton.

Why did the black man get a welfare check? Because he was either unemployed and decided he wanted someone to keep feeding his family, or decided to push forth the unfortunate stereotype of African-Americans not wanting to work and being lazy. Or maybe he didn't, why don't you ask him?

Jax vs Pig Jax: HOHAHOHOHAHOHAHOHA... Etc Pig spinning head like neck is gonna break off Shao Kahn: FINISH HIM! Jax: GOT YA! OH YEAH... BEASTIALIY, BEASTALITY? AGAIN?

"You just went and made a new dinosaur?" "And due to its well-developed core muscles the staff behind Jurassic World has called it - 'ABDOMINUS PEX'." "That's a stupid name."

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Because it was in the oven because the farmer was cooking it for dinner.

How do you keep kids off your lawn? You molest them.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was trying to commit suicide through vehicular manslaughter and knew that the average human being would not be able to stop before it was too late.

An alien just ate your family and all of the things you love

Roses are red Violets are blue Buttercups are yellow Thats about it

An old asian woman is driving down the freeway a drunk driver merges into her lane. Everyone is ok because she keeps a safe distance behind.

what's worse than waiting 45 minutes in an amusement park ride? getting your penis chopped off.

If I was in a room with hitler Osama bin laden and Justin bieber and a gun with 2 bullets. I would shoot Justin bieber twice

Enters password. Sorry your password must contain the entire alphabet, your left foot, a theme song to a television show, and the blood of your enemies. Enters password. Password Strength: Weak

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