- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How high is the sky? True or False

no pen = no studying no studying = bad grades bad grades = no job no job = no money no money = no food no food = death DON'T LOSE YOUR PEN

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knock knock? whos there? danielle danielle who? danielle the liar...hehe

Yo momma so fat shes eating right now

i know you talk the talk but can you talk the talk

Can you spot the polar bear Probably not because global warming killed it

I love pissing people off :P

Where did Susie go after the explosion? I don't know: she was nowhere near the explosion at the time that it happened. She probably got up to use the bathroom.

Why is sally sad her parents abuse her daily

Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme But this one doesn't.

A: Where does a cow go on the weekends? B: To the mooooovies? A: No, to the slaughterhouse.

Why did the man soil himself at his daughters wedding? Because he has an enlarged prostate and has trouble sitting down for long periods of time.

Q: Why did Robin Williams kill himself? A: Because he was jealous of all the attention that Phillip Seymour Hoffman was getting.

Why did the boy fall off the swing? He had no arms.

why did bill gates sue his banks? Because he can

Hi! Do you know how much a polar bear weighs? Roughly 1150 pounds if a full grow male.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a pedophile.

Q: What's small, round, and looks like a marble? A: A marble.

Q. why did the black man cross the road? A. Cause there is no law saying he cant

Two great white sharks are swimming in the ocean together, one turns to the other to speak, but doesn't because sharks can't talk.

wat does say to another bird....... chirp chirp

Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because someone threw a fridge at him

Knock Knock! Who's There! That's right! And now for our next song: "Magic Bus!" One TwoThree Four.....

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