- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What's green, red, and covered in cookie crumbs? A: A dead girl scout.

Ian: Your Mama's so dumb, she tried to commit suicide off a sidewalk. Dan: Yea, and when that didn't work she hanged herself.

Llega San Pedro le dice a dios y se va.

What did the clown say when he was denied health insurance? Nothing, he died of his pre-existing heart condition.

Why did the chicken cross the road? How the hell should I know? I'm not a chicken :/

why are black people so fast? because there black

What is the difference of The United States and 10 pounds of shit? Well,considering there are 50 united states,we would take 10 away from 50 for a total of 40. A very simple subtraction problem indeed.

Haikus are easy Im happy when I write them Thats pretty much it

whats the difference between 10 Ferrari's and 10 dead babies ? i dont have 10 Ferrari's in my garage

A man walks into a bar. He was the barman. [L]

A police man pulls over a blonde for speeding. The policeman tells her she was speeding and starts to write a ticket. She get emotional and begins to cry. He writes the ticket, she signs it, and she drives off.

What's black and doesn't work? Half of Detroit.

Ask me if I'm an orange. Are you an orange? Nope! I'm a person! - SMC Digital

Roses are red Violets are blue Hop in the van or I will rape you

A man walks into a bar. Another man becomes the Limbo State Champion.

How do you stop the mailman from performing his daily routes? You fill his house with blood thirsty bobcats

When does a cat not land on its feet? When it has paws.

Why was the boy laughing at Sally? Because Sally was a man

Man: Why do you wear your wedding ring on the wrong finger? Woman: Oh, wow, thanks for pointing that out. Silly me.

A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar They are friends and continue to have a pleasant evening

hey hey hey wanna hear a joke.....................................MENS IQ!!!!!!

Why did the man yell? Cause he wanted to!

Why did Suzie fall of the swing? Because Suzie was a cucumber.

What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? We're both lawyers.

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