Man goes into a bar and orders 7 shots, the bartender says "Long day, huh?", the Man says yeh then goes home and kills himself.

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Three men were lost in a desert when a genie appeared and granted them each a wish. they died of dehydration shortly afterward, never realizing they were hallucinating.

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Why does the Batman theme song have 'na na na na na na na na' in it so many times? I guess Batman really likes sodium. Or maybe his record player's broken.

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Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair Fuzzy Wuzzy died of cancer

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- Knock Knock!! - whos there? - KGB - KGB wh........... *slap* - vwe vwill ask the questions!!!!!!! - Knock Knock!! - whos there? - KGB - Mom the KGB is here again....... - i dont care just answer the damn door - 5 seconds later nobody answers the door....... u here a crash and all of a sudden big men run in with guns - one comes over and slaps the mother while he continues to say " the KGB vwill vwait for no one!!!!!" - every body in the house is shot and and the KGB goees on to tlive normal lives........ for the KGB

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What did the penis say to the condom? Cover me i'm going in.

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I saw 2 jews talking. I threw in a penny and watched them fight to the death. I did the same with 2 catholic preasts exept I threw in a baby boy

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John Jacob Jingleheimer Schmidt has a really long name.

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Q: What's worse than having a terrorist throw a fridge at you? A: World War 5

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If at first you don't succeed, go kill yourself

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Why did the young girl fall off her bike? Because somebody threw a fridge at her.

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A tortoise went for a run. It took him two hours to get around the corner.

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Bob: Do you know the difference between beer and women? John: No Bob: Oh

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Why did the black man fall down the stairs? Because he was blind

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Once upon a time, there was a cat. He died.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It died.

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Why did they serve Swiss cheese at the church? It was lunchtime.

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do you know who loves getting fisted? sock puppets

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Pansies are purple, Nothing rhymes with purple.

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Q: How many Jewish people can fit in a four door sedan? A: 4, or possibly 5, depending on the sedan's optional seating, and depending on whether the gentleman are comfortable enough with each other to scoot closer to allow a 5th friend to join in.

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1,000 people get out of a plane , who hits the ground first? The DEAD guy!!!!

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Why is the melon having a wedding? Because it cantaloupe.

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Your mamma used to be fat till Slim Fast came out with dick flavor!

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Anti Joke

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