- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A twelve year old play Minecraft. He never made any friends. What did you expect?

Man: Did It Hurt Woman: Did what hurt? Man: When your legs were crushed after being run over by that semi

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was a chicken and was probably not aware that it was walking across a road at all, especially considering that it was likely in a low-traffic rural area.

who's specky and stinks of shit? josh moran

Why couldn't the black man swim? He has no legs.

Whats the difference between a garage full of dead babies and a garage full of money? I don't have a garage full of money

Why did the sperm cross the road? It didn't, as sperm cells have tails not legs, and are therefore incapable of crossing roads.

knock knock. who's there? interrupting cow. interrupting cow wh... You mom's a whore.

what do you call cheese thats not yours? A: stolen cheese.

Q: How do you make three atheists cry? A: Kill their families.

why did the little girl scream?She was afraid of clowns and hated small cars running around a tent

Schizophrenia will affect over 1.5 million people this year. At least, thats what my flying, albino pet rhinoceros told me.

what do you call a woman with cancer wearing a wedding dress? a shouttellcock

A rapist and a little child walk through a dark forest. The little child says: "It's scary here." Rapist answers: "Tell me about, I gotta go back alone through here."

Repeat after me... I'matote ulbu twad Now say that all together Im a total butt wad

4 men walk into a bar. They have fun. ~Yasmin~

What's the best time to go to the dentist? When your tooth breaks or you need braces.

I told my grandmother to act her age.... she then died

your mom is so fat that when she walks in America with a yellow coat as they get a taxi

I remember in the 80's it felt like Bill Cosby was being shoved down my throat. He was always on TV with his show and those Jello commercials.

How many Alzheimer patients does it take to change a light bulb? To get to the other side!

Why is Tommy dead? Because he died.

telll someone to ask u if u are a tree then say nooooooo

What do you call your mom? Mom

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