- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? answer: Where's my tractor?

Two peanuts were walking down the street..........pepper.

What did Osama Bin Laden Say to Obama when they met? Nothing Osama is Dead

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Nothing.

Q: What do you call a black man that's flying a plane? A: A pilot.

Your mum's so fat that she's incredibly lucky she has a loving and supportive husband who values her personality over her appearance.

What did the Ginger get for his birthday? A soul...................................……................……………•

What did Zeus say to Hades? Nothing. Both are mythological beings created by the Greek civilization to explain why many things in the world happened, mostly because of a lack of modern science.

Knock Knock. Please stop peddling your religion on my doorstep. .

How do you make a baby cry? Throw a brick at its face.

Knock, Knock Come in

What do you call an Englishman, an Irishman and a Chineseman playing football? 3 friends playing their favourite sport.

Roses are red, Violets are blue if something smells bad, its gotta be you! Roses are red this much is true but violets are purple not f***ing blue!

What did the gay black man say after JFK was shot? Wow thats really sad but I have such an appetite right now so i should probably go to eat.

Why did the black cop pull the white guy over? He was going approximately 52 miles per hour on a 40 miles per hour speed limited road.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

A blond, a brunette, and a red head are stranded on an island. They all die of starvation.

Siri, what is your definition of love? "Let me check on that...Here's what I've found." Google.com search = definition of love

A dyslexic man walks into a bar. He orders a drink without making any grammatical errors.

Why did the woman have no boobs? Breast cancer

What did Harry get for his Birthday? Nothing nobody likes Harry.

Roses are Red, Violets are Red, Everything is Red, I have a retinal hemorrhage

What's brown and smells of chocolate? Chocolate or something dipped in chocolate but that might also smell of something else - like bananas.

What was pauls mum screaming? Rape

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