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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? -I do not believe chickens like being questioned of their motives. We should leave them alone.

What do you call a man with cheese on his face? His name is David.

Whats worse then sneezing on someone? sneeze on someone and find out

What did the cowboy say when he went into the car showroom in Germany? He commented on the models and designs, and asked to try a few out. Then he left, saying he would consider buying one but didn't want to commit too suddenly or too soon.

What is the answer to life, universe and everything? Nothing.

So this chat, the talk on the phone was all a ruse?

Knock knock! Who's there? Hitler, time to shower!

So Nero, do we tell people your comments are all containing codes and stuff so we can stay in touch?

What goes up a hill with four legs and comes down the hill with five? A creepy animal that grows legs when it goes down hills.

Kirstie Alley is soooo fat! How fat is she? Well, she's so fat that she's in grave danger of developing heart disease, and death

How old are you? 7

Where do drunk asians live? In their house or apartment with their families, who are concerned about his drinking.

Q: What do you call a half-black, half-hispanic man crashing a plane full of innocent people into a building? A: A half-black, half-hispanic man crashing a plane full of innocent people into a building.

Q: What did the dragon say to the other dragon A: Nothing they did'nt exicest.

Why did the dinosaurs go extinct? I don't know.

A squirrel walks up to a tree and says: "I forgot to store nuts for winter, now i am dead."

Today we eat large amounts of pizza. The one piece had a lot of mushrooms. Like more than the other pieces. The cheese was flawless except for the burnt edges.

Why didn't Superman save the people from 9/11? Because he was a quadriplegic.

Knock Knock Who’s there? Tom Tom who? Tom Pearson? Oh Tom, I wasn’t expecting you til 3pm, please come in.

I have a little dog. She likes being tossed high into the air. I need a new little dog as the last one was caught by a gust carrying here over the sound-dividing highway wall and dropped into traffic.

What is the worst joke ever? This one.

Autism... is not funny at all, it is a serious issue in today's day and age and must be addressed and cured

The boy said to the priest, may God be with you. The priest responded with, "And also IN you".

Knock knock Who's there? The chicken that crossed the road

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