- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What`s the difference between a dead baby and a pencil? I don`t keep a pencil in my backpack

What did the clown say when he was denied health insurance? Nothing, he died of his pre-existing heart condition.

How do you stop the mailman from performing his daily routes? You fill his house with blood thirsty bobcats

Roses are red Violets are blue Hop in the van or I will rape you

A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar They are friends and continue to have a pleasant evening

When does a cat not land on its feet? When it has paws.

A man walks into a bar. He was the barman. [L]

A man walks into a bar. Another man becomes the Limbo State Champion.

A police man pulls over a blonde for speeding. The policeman tells her she was speeding and starts to write a ticket. She get emotional and begins to cry. He writes the ticket, she signs it, and she drives off.

Why was the boy laughing at Sally? Because Sally was a man

Haikus are easy Im happy when I write them Thats pretty much it

Man: Why do you wear your wedding ring on the wrong finger? Woman: Oh, wow, thanks for pointing that out. Silly me.

What's black and doesn't work? Half of Detroit.

why are black people so fast? because there black

whats the difference between 10 Ferrari's and 10 dead babies ? i dont have 10 Ferrari's in my garage

What is the difference of The United States and 10 pounds of shit? Well,considering there are 50 united states,we would take 10 away from 50 for a total of 40. A very simple subtraction problem indeed.

Ask me if I'm an orange. Are you an orange? Nope! I'm a person! - SMC Digital

What's straight and famous. Ryan Secrest I was just kidding about the stright

How many people like gang rape? 9 out of 10

What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? We're both lawyers.

Why did Suzie fall of the swing? Because Suzie was a cucumber.

Why did the man yell? Cause he wanted to!

This guy was walking down the street and a homeless guy asked him for money. The guy said "Why don't you get a job?" So the homeless guy began to cry because all he wanted was a dime not to be humiliated.

What has two legs and oinks? Half a pig.

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