- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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So a dog walks into a bar.. well thats not true as most bars do not allow dogs.. oh..sorry.

Hey Lady Gaga, Madonna called, she wants her clothes back; she lend them to you weeks ago for a concert because you didn't have anything to wear and you haven't returned them yet.

what the difference between a dog and a blue whale? im going to burn your house down

'How do you make a plumber cry? Buy him a belt for Christmas.

How can you tell if your blind date is going to be good looking? Go on the date and see if they're good looking.

How many babies does it take to paint a fence? depends on how hard you throw them.

I once was an adventurer like you. But then I quit.

Knock knock! Who's there? A doorbell-salesman

What happened to the boy with cancer? He died

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms

knock knock - whos there whos there -"im confused" try it on someone

Why did Justin Beiber cut his hair It had grown to long

A homosexual and a heterosexual bump into each other on the street. But its okay, because although they both lead very different lifestyles, they are open minded enough to respect each others choices and both apologize and keep walking.

Whats green and miss centowski hates a gas chamber :D lets be friends

How do you scare a lawyer? Threaten to kill his family.

what's better than being stabbed in the testicles with a biro? the Silversun Pickup's album Neck of the Woods

What's the different between a white guy and a black guy? The white guy makes his money, and the black guy steels the white guys money.

What's the difference between a clever trick and a computer programmer? A clever trick throws you for a loop, and a computer programmer throws you a for loop.

I have read and agree to the Terms of Service

"I'm terrible at writing jokes." -80% of the people on here.

An old man walks into a grocery store, but doesn't come out. What happened? A plane crashed into the grocery store, killing everyone inside.

What's better than 24-year-olds? Twenty 4-year-olds.

roses are red, violets are blue, penis

Q: Why did they laugh at the black guy? A: He told a funny joke.

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