How many Women's Rights activists does it take to change a lightbulb? None. They can't change anything.

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Have you heard the one about the fat woman and the dead baby? The woman was actually pregnant, not fat, and just had a miscarriage.

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two peanuts were walking down the street one was assualted

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A man walks into a bar and is slowly tearing his life apart. maybe because he is drinking poisonous acid instead of beer

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What was the black woman doing in the kitchen? She was simply washing her hands after eating dinner.

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yo momma!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11

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Why dont you greet your friend Jack on a plane? because you will say "hi Jack"

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what do chinese kids make for fathers day? shoes

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What did the Golden Retriever say when asked about the meaning of life? woof.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, i know where you live now I'm coming for you

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I know a black person. His name is Mikey.

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A man brings his entire family in to meet a show producer. The producer says, "Okay, let's see what you got." The man then proceeds to lead his family through a variety of acts, including showcasing the proper way to drink English tea and how to dress for a polo match. When they finish, the producer asks, "And just what do you call your act?" To which the man replies, "The Aristocrats!"

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple Getting raped by a hose

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what do you get when you come across a old dog with herpes, a fat man with herpes and an apple? you get nothing but the satisfaction of seeing such a horrific sight

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What did the Zen Buddhist say in the hamburger store? He said, "Make me one with everything."

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:Knock Knock :Don't be stupid there's no door here.

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Knock knock! who's there? Doctor Doctor who? No, this is your actual doctor, you have cancer.

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Q: What's the difference between a trampoline and a bag of dead babies? A: I take off my shoes when I jump on a trampoline.

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Whats the difference between a bong and a nigger? My bong works

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Q: Whats the difference between a Jewish man and a pizza? A: Jew's are humans and can feel emotions, as for pizza's can not feel emotions, because they are pizzas.

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What do you call a black man backfilping off a roof The dark knight

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Two chinese friends are chatting, and one says ????????? His friend says ??????? After that, the first one says ???????????, and you keep reading this like if you understood chinese.

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What happened when the Mexican put the Popsicles in the fridge? They melted

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What time is it? If I hadn't poked your eyes out, you might know.

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