- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why is six afraid of seven? because seven is black

have you seen Stevie wonders car? No Neither has he

Why did the bus crash? Because the bus driver was a potato.

What happened to Grant when he did a cart wheel? Chuck had sex with Victoria

Why did the white guy sit on the toilet? So he could take a poop.

whats the stage after cancer? you die

What did the frat guy drink after he lifted? A various assortment of beverages that were chilled at a cool 66 degrees.

Why did the mouse cross the road? Because he had been attached to the chicken with a nail gun.

A man walks into a bar

My brother is crazy... crazy like a fox! I caught him eating a Possum on the side of the road yesterday.

Whats better than 7 babies tied to 1 tree 1 baby tied to 7 trees

What"s pink and fluffy? Pink fluff.

Q: What is red and smells like blue paint? A: Green paint.

Knock, knock. Who's there? Gestapo.

Variants: :) I will always assist you in whatever you want. :( I want to kill you all by myself! Sense? Non? Fuck? Mind? Fission Mailed? Impossible Mission.

Roses are brown Violets are brown Someone keeps shitting in my garden

a man walks into the doctors office and says DOCTOR!, DOCTOR! IT HURTS TO BEND MY LEG!!! the doctor replies then dont bend your leg and the mans great pain eventually heals

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

I've got some good news an some bad news. The good new is that you just won 10 million dollars! The bad news is I'm just kidding.

What do you call a bunch black people falling off a cliff? A mudslide! What do you call a bunch of white people falling off a cliff? An avalanch!

Why did the woman eat her sandwich. She was hungry.

Why did the boy lose his change? He had no Pants Why did the boy have no pants? The Holocaust

Q: What's worse than finding a fly in your soup? A: Getting your face smashed with a hammer.

What do you call a griraffe and a duck who's favorite colors are both purple? A coincidence in which two unrelated species have the same preference in colorant hues.

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