- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The number 69 is? Just a plain old number that has just as much meaning as 68 and 70.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a tomato.

ill have a no.9 a n.9 large

A horse walks in to a bar. The barman says: "Why the long face?" The horse does not reply because it is a horse and can neither speak nor understand English. The horse is startled by it's surroundings and gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables on it's way out.

a black man did not eat chicken.

knock knock. Who is there? You have. You have who? Your entire family in my basement.

What did the boy say to the girl? I like you hi.

I have a really funny joke.

So a blonde a, a red head, and a brunette crash land on an island, they all died within a week...

Your mother's so fat she occupies more space than a thin person does and is more likely to bump into environmental objects.

Roses are black. Violets are black. Black people are black, And you're a douche.

What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? Getting a handjob from Edward scissor hands

What did the black kid get on his report card? Math: C- English: D+ Social Studies: C+ Gym:A+ Science: D- N.P.P.

Why did the boy cry? Because he was a crybaby

What did the orphan do on Mother's Day? He went to the cemetery

I FEEL LIKE I'M RIDING ON A CLOUD actually it's physically impossible to ride on clouds because they are sparsely situated ice particles.

Whats funnier than 1 dead baby? 2 Dead babies

roses are red violets are red the whole world is red i started the holocaust

whats black and white and red all over? this joke.

A man walks off a bus. How did he get on top of it in the first place?

What is white and black and red all over.

I like my women like bacon. Greasy and full of wrinkels

Why did the dinosaurs go extinct? I don't know.

The horse walks into the bar and the bartender says, "why the long face?" the horse looks at him and says, "my wife just died."

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