- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a shop dedicated to selling rap music, watermelons, grape soda and fried chicken? A poor business model

Why the african children was sad? - Because an octopus bite his arm

what is the worst thing to find out about for wife she is your arm

Two members of the KKK walk into the bar into a bar. The bartender asks, "what do you think of Obama?" One of the KKK members says "he is my President, I respect him."

Roses are red Violets are black Why is your chest as flat as your back?

why was the Jewish person accused of stealing money? because the police found his finger prints.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock, Knock. Who's there? Not Suzie

if u read this u r bent A. Now your bent

Why was the kid running around? He was on fire

A man named Jake walks into a bar. The bartender says hi jake... The End

What do you call a seedless pumpkin? A pumpkin.

Whats worse than passing out drunk and having your friends draw on your face? When you die of alcohol poisoning in the morning

Why did the Squirrel swim across the river upside down? To keep its nuts dry.

a man walks into a bar and buys a drink

So one time there was this woman learning...

How is a monkey like a bicycle? They can both climb trees. Except for the bicycle.

Why did Suzy fall of the swing? Because she had no arms!

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Q: Why are there no tablets in the jungle? A: The pharmaceutical logistics involved would be enormous and would make very little business sense.

Knock Knock Who's there? Gilbert Gilbert who? Goddamn it David just open the door

Why was 7 afraid of 6? It saw what 6 and 9 do when they're together.

So a priest and a rabbi walk into a bar. They order some wine and have an enjoyable evening.

what did the gay man say to the pole? May i have this dance

A blonde takes a test. She scores higher than her Asian friend.

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