Lollies are sweet warheads are sour, open your legs and feel my power

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Whats worse then finding a winning lottery ticket? Probably Everything

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How many Mexicans eating a Taco in California does it take to fix a lightbulb? 1

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Roses are black. Violets are black. Black people are black, And you're a douche.

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What is white and black and red all over.

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What did the black kid get on his report card? Math: C- English: D+ Social Studies: C+ Gym:A+ Science: D- N.P.P.

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whats black and white and red all over? this joke.

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Why did the boy cry? Because he was a crybaby

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What did the orphan do on Mother's Day? He went to the cemetery

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Roses are brown, Violets are brown, WHO THE HELL $#!T IN MY GARDEN?!

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I like my women like bacon. Greasy and full of wrinkels

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The horse walks into the bar and the bartender says, "why the long face?" the horse looks at him and says, "my wife just died."

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What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? Getting a handjob from Edward scissor hands

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I FEEL LIKE I'M RIDING ON A CLOUD actually it's physically impossible to ride on clouds because they are sparsely situated ice particles.

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How do you make a Bong Ki mad? Call him a Bong Ki.

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Why did the dinosaurs go extinct? I don't know.

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Whats funnier than 1 dead baby? 2 Dead babies

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A man walks off a bus. How did he get on top of it in the first place?

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roses are red violets are red the whole world is red i started the holocaust

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What would you say if you girlfriend got hit by a train? Trick question, trains don't go through kitchens!

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A rabbit hops into a bar and sits on a stool, he then asks for a carrot, the barman didn't have a clue what he said because it was a rabbit so gives him a carrot to be generous. The bar door slams open and animal control put him in a cage and take him away. The moral of the story is that you should never let rabbits in your bar.

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What do you call a zebra with no stripes? A zebra with no stripes

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How long does it take jimmy hoffa to screw in a light bulb? A: Jimmy Hoffa is dead and incapable of screwing in a light bulb, however if you change the tense of the question to "how long WOULD Jimmy Hoffa HAVE TAKEN to screw in a light bulb" then the approximate answer would be around 1 1/2 minutes if Mr Hoffa had proper dexterity an motor control that was comparable to the average human.

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Q: Why did Robin Williams kill himself? A: Because he was jealous of all the attention that Phillip Seymour Hoffman was getting.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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