- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than finding a fly in your soup? Being raped... What's worse than being raped? The Holocaust What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding two flies in your soup

People really hate it when sentenses don't end the way elephants wear hats

What did the Jew say when he walked into a bar? Ouch!

What is the worst party ever? Nazi.

Whats worse than getting a papercut on the side of your finger? Being shotgunned in the ass

If you have 12 apples and I have 12 ice cubes how many pancakes fit on a roof? Purple because aliens don't wear hats.

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas many gift card to stores he liked

Why did the Mexican cross the road? Because he was late for his uncle's funeral, which was taking place in the church across from his apartment.

What happened when Glen jumped off a building? The rope snapped his neck. He died.

Knock Knock Who's there? Your a slut

some weirdo nerd was just convicted of a hit and run Just kidding. All he did was suffocate your dad with a whoopee cusion.

What did the three year old say when he dropped his milk? Shitting buggery!

Whats black, white, and red all over? a dead panda.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He simply lost grip of the cone and it fell out of his hand

Why was timmy live on the streets? His parents didnt have the money to abort him!! HaHa

why did the supermodel have sex with the janitor? she loved him. and he was brad pitt.

Why did the black woman have an affair? Because she had an unsatisfying sex life, her old husband was boring, and she was curious about being with other men.

i have no freinds on facebook.... overated

What do you get when someone tells you an anti joke? An anti joke.

"HEY DUMB FU** THIS STUFF IS SUPPOSED TO BE FUNNY!!!" SAID SIMON COWELL!!!

On a tusday night, three guys walk into a bar After realising they have to work they proceed to exit

A man came home and witnessed his wife having an affair with another man. The husband and wife got into a huge argument and eventually got divorced

A blonde, brunette, and red-head were on a deserted island. The blonde said, "in thirty years or so, we'll all have gray hair."

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