The President, The Pope, and a small child are all in an airplane when the pilot announces that the plane is going to crash. They crash into the ocean and quickly remember that there is a life vest under their seats, which they promptly put on and safely inflate after exiting the cabin of the aircraft.

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Your momma is so old, she qualifies for multiple financial aid programs provided by the government.

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Q: Why did Jimmy not have balls? A: A terrible, terrible sand paper accident.

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why couldn't the black man get a job? Because he was a violent sociopath with a criminal record.

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Knock Knock Whos there? John John Who Tic Tic BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMM

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Knock Knock Who's There Carly Carly Who Hey I just met you, and this is crazy So here's my number and call me maybe

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What did one lawyer say to the other? We are both lawyers. What did the stupid lawyer say to the other lawyer? We are both pineapples.

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What's Red, Smells like Blue Paint, What tastes like the sea, and has been doused in the essence of the 80's? If you can come up with something, don't bother; This is a trick question. The space was to give you time to think. Forget your answer.

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What would Loiter Squad be if the characters were white? A show.

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Little Johnny walked into class one day. The teacher announced their would be a pop-quiz on the declaration of independence. Johnny passed. (ic3)

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What did the bride do on her wedding day? Get married.

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Why is Ian's name Ian? Because he was adopted

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A grasshopper walks into a bar, the bartender says, "We have a drink named after you", the grasshopper replies, "you have a drink named Bob"

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What did the fat kid get for chirstmas? diabetes

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Why was the man so fat? Because he is in a wheel chair and can't exercise.

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Why bouriquet fall off the swing? Ask him.

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One fish... Two fish... Red fish... I have AIDs

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Why did you laugh at this joke. Because it was funny.

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If little jimmy has five candy bars and he eats three, what does little jimmy have? Diabetes

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why did Dayrl win the wheelchair race? Because he had working legs.

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What do you do when you see a black man with half a head? Stop laughing and reload

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If the shoe fits....... its probably your size.

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Q: What has four eyes but can't see? A: A blind guy with glasses

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Hey girl, do you have a mirror in your pocket? Because I dropped one and I can't find it.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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