What is a white man in a white shirt called A white man in a white shirt

Why was a member of the KKK laughing at another member who was his friend? Because he had just divorced his black wife who he recently found out that he had received AIDS from.

why does breanna love pie? BECAUSE ITS JIMMYS LAST NAME

Me: Knock Knock Mom: Who's there? Me: Jason Mom: Jason who Jason: HOW COULD YOU FORGET ME I CAN'T BELRIVE YOUR ALZHEIMER'S HAS GOTTEN THAT BAD! WHY DOES THIS HAPPEN TO ME BWAAA! *Jason sadly died short after from a bus hitting him*

Why did the baby cross the road? Because it was stapled to the chicken

1: Hey whats better than bacon? 2: What? 1: Nothing. Nothing is better than bacon.

Three women are seen walking while having ice cream. One of them is licking the ice cream. Another is sucking the ice cream, and the other one is biting the ice cream. One of these women is married. Which one is married? The one that has a wedding ring on her finger.

Two men walk into a bar, get drunk, and drive home. Unfortunately, they crash into a tree and are mortally wounded.

How do you embarrass an archaeologist? Give him a used tampon and ask him which period it came from.

When life gives you Live Aid, celebrate the fact that you've just gone back in time 27 years and somehow cheated death temporarily.

How many TV shows are there? A lot.

once i was a dog and u were a flower........... i raised my leg and gave u a shower :)

What worse than a hurt puppy? Two hurt puppies.

Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven three twelve. Am i doing it right?

Dwight Howard

One early Christmas morning i went downstairs. My mother told me that she had gotten me the ultimate stocking stuffer. It was a foot

homosexual rights to marriage

What do you call a black midget in space? The first true example of how hard work, dedication and sacrifice can help you to achieve your goals.

Roses? are red Violets are blue, Kangaroos like Oranges, Poems suck, Refrigerator.

What looks red and smells like barf? Depends on how you look at the situation.

lets work together to make all racists jokes in negitives

Q:Whats a similarity between your mom and your dad? A:They both hate you -Ryan V

Yellow People !!

What is big green and fuzzy and would kill you if it fell out of a tree A pool table

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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