A white man/women works behing the counter at a 7/11

Roses are red Violets are blue I like peanut butter Can you fly?

Who's a tool and a NARC? Josh Brami!

what did the black guy say to the white comedian? haha

Why did the chicken cross the road? The grass is always greener on the other side.

Why should you never push a Mexican off a bike? Because he will file a lawsuit against you in the event of an injury.

"What dosen't kill you makes you stronger" Except losing your arms.

Why did the kid get hit by the bus? He was in the road.

What are three things an average teenager cannot live without? Oxygen, Food, and Water. Duh.

Knock Knock Who's there Your serial killer

how many pancakes does it take to build a dog house? none boats don't have wheels.

Why did the blind man walk into a shop He didin't walked into a wall

Why did the retarted kids head get stuck in the window? It was a very small window

Q: Whats red and not a penis A: A lot of things

What do you call a joke that is not funny? An un - funny joke.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have a gun And you don't,

What happened to the guy who drank poison? he died.

the elephant asks the man, " how do u breathe out of that thing?" the man proceeds to explain to the elephant how he breathes out of his nose.

What do you call a woman in a kitchen ? There rightful place.

What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter because he's not gonna come

you know whats worse than cantaloupe? no cantaloupe

[Set up] [No punch line]

I enjoy Popcorn

What do you get when you cross a lawn mower and a rabbit? A dead rabbit...

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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