Whats big and blue and white and if it falls from a tree its sure to kill you. A fridge with a denim jacket on.

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Why couldn't the blind man see his friend? He was behind him.

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what's black and hangs from a tree in my garden? a blackberry

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My Mom was strutting down the runway. Then she got trampled by a plane.

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what does 2+2equals? i think its 3 but i could be wrong

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A hindu and a muslim walk into a bar. They start arguing over their different fundamental religious beliefs and then considering it is an american bar, an american christian extremist quickly shoots them both for being " from that part of the world"

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Why was the girl crying when she got home? She got raped and mugged on the walk home

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What do you call a tree that grew in the middle of a road? Whatever type of tree it was.

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what did the black man say to the Muslim? "you the bomb"!

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Safety in numbers? Try telling that too six million Jews.

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Why did timmy fall off his bike? Someone threw a fridge at hm

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An irish man and a lebanese man jump off a cliff who wins? No one it wasnt a race

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Chuck Norris.

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Q; what did the gangster say after he and his gang robbed a bank? A;Hey boys lets go drink some soy milk (After that his gang killed him) but the moral of the story is to not rob banks or take drugs

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What do you call a kid with no arms and no legs? Names.

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what do you call a girl with a pumpkin spice coffee in her hands? Jenifer

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why couldn't the tree grow? Because I cut it down with a chainsaw

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your mamma so fat... she went to hell.

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What do skeet disks and Jewish babies have in common? Hitler used to shoot them out of the sky.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, your parents are dead they never loved you! I found this one on facebook and i just found this site and all yall got some good jokes LOL

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Barack Obama. Ok, come on in Mr. President!

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What did the black man say to the other black man? We both share the same ethnicity

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because her dad pushed her too hard -Knock knock -Who's there? -Suzie, I'm dead now with a knife through my neck and I'm ready to kill you since you didn't forward that chain letter, now hold still so I can chop off your toes one by one and peel your skin off then leave a bloody mess for your parents -k

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Person A: Knock Knock Person B: Who's there? Person A: It's the police, we have a warrant for your arrest. Open the door. Person B: It's the police, we have a warrant for your arrest, open the door wh-- Suddenly the door is smashed open. Tear gas grenades are rolled in, temporarily blinding Person B. He is then dragged out of his apartment by nine federal agents who proceed to beat him and throw him into the back of an FBI van.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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