- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's black and White and black and White? A nun falling down a stairs

what did the left foot say to the right foot? Nothing, feet don't talk

Why did the chicken commit suicide? To get to the other side.

What do you call a dog without a bone? Floppy.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the 2nd monkey fall out if the tree? He was stapled to the first Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Monkey see, Monkey do.

For Chuck Norris every street is one way his way.

A black man texts his wife to tell her that he is going to be late coming home from work.....Just kidding, pay phones cannot send text messages.

Johnny Depp is Alexander Graham the whole time.

So a man and a woman are siting at the same park table Woman: sir are you touching my leg erotically Man: No mam for you see I am a parapaligec

What do you get when you cross black man and a Hispanic woman A child that is a combination of both ethnic groups

What's worse than nailing 10 babies to a wall? Ripping them off.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

Whats the difference between 2 white men? They both have different jobs and one is racist orange peel.

What's bad about the the 3 black Jews that just died...... They were my friends

A man walks into a convenient store and asks the cashier where the toilet paper is. She says aisle five. He goes down aisle five and there's no toilet paper.

When life throws you melons, You probably won't catch them.

Wanna hear the orphan joke knock knock who's there? not you parents

whats worse than drinking bad milk? tea bagging a bear trap

Guy: do u wanna hear a joke about my dick? Nah its to long Girl: Do u wanna hear a joke about my vagina? Actually that would make me very self concious I have ghonorrea and would appreciate not having to tell one.

What did the guy say to helen keller nothing... according to helen keller

why are black people always so funny because they think of funny jokes

What do tigers dream of when they take a tiger snooze? Mike Tyson

What do an elephant, and a banana have in common? Neither one is an ambulance.

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