- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A three-legged prostitute, a coal miner, and R. Kelly walk into an all-midget rendition of Stravinsky's Rite of Spring. The miner has a heart attack and dies. The concubine and the vocalist do nothing to help.

what can you blow up and sleep with at night? An air mattress

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven brutally raped and murder six's parents whilst six hid in the closet and watched.

Why did hitler cause the holocaust? YOLO

your face

A Jewish man walks by a penny.

Your mum is SO fat... She died of a heart attack

What do you call a growing family of micro-organisms? Cancer

What did the black guy say to the slave driver. Nothing, slavery no longer exists.

What did one dandelion say to the other dandelion? Answer- Take me to your weeder!

A door walks up with a knob what does the guy do? he opens the door

Why was the man attracted to other men? Because he was gay, and that is typically what happens when people are attracted to members of the same sex, and it is as natural as a man being attracted to women.

roses are red violets are blue the thing in the toilet reminds me of you :)

what is the difference between a baby and a book... The book still has a spine

Why did the bear fall down? I shot it. Why did the second bear fall down? It tripped over the first one.

What do the duck and elephant have in common?? Nothing, they are completely different species.

You remind me of something What? Monday Why? Nobody likes you

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was a terrorist.

Q: Who stole the cookies from the cookie jar? A: A burglar

An Englishman, and Irishman and a Scotsman went to the top of the Empire State building to have a penis measuring contest. The Irishman had the longest penis.

What's the difference between a box of dead babies and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage

What did the ethiopian give his wife for her birthday? HIV

Roses are red Violes are blue I am hot How bout you?

Kidding, not trucing, Dylan sucks prick. Brock likes his mums butt.

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