Somebody stole my goat, now I can't enter it in the fair

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Three guys walk into a bar. The four man hastily ducks, grabs his phone and calls the local paramedic.

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Their was three black men that walked into a bar. They then ordered three drinks and had sex... I lied about walking into a bar

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How do you make a man cry? you torture him

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Whats sadder than 20 dead babies nailed to a tree? The Parents...

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What's the Chinese guy's favorite color? Blue.

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What is the difference between a fridge? I'm sorry, I have a severe mental disability and telling jokes is not... F'tang F'tang Zoop Pong Wii!

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My mom says hi ............ Jk she says hello

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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Why did the schizophrenic chicken cross the road? He had to go to the clinic, the poor dear.

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whats pink, brown, and smells like a banana. monkey vomit?

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-Whats this? -Anti-Jokes.. -Theyre not funny

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What can little Billy play? The tumour, sorry I meant what will little Billy die from.

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what did god say when we made his first nigga oops i acidenlty burnt it

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What do you a call a black man in a two piece suit? A respectable citizen, racial profiling is ignorant.

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whats the difference between a dead baby and a ferrari. I don't have a ferrari in my garage

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What do you get when you reverse Zelda's Lullaby ? Skyward Sword's theme.

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Two guys walk into a bar. The third one ducks.

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nobody move! I've dropped my brain.

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Chuck Norris' beard takes 1st 2nd and 3rd in the most impressive beard catagory. He was the only contestant.

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I AM SHOWERING IN THE BLOOD AND ORGANS OF ENDORPHIN RUSH IN ORDER TO APPEASE THE GODS KNOWN AS... ME, MYSELF, AND I!

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What looks like poo but is rainbow colored? Rainbow colored poo.

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roses are red violets are microwaves i have amnesia what ma name iiizzz 'SHAWTAY

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A. Knock Knock. B. Who's there? A. Orange. B. Orange who? A. Orange you glad your retarded because you think oranges can talk?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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