- Anti Joke

Q:What happened when the bear walked into the bar? You cannot answer because you were seriously injured by the bear.

Knock Knock Who's there? Sally Sally who? Haha I'm just kidding, I'm Jorge.

Why did the chicken cross the road? For no specific reason, Chickens don't think much.

Why did the astronaut die in space? Just kidding there was no astronaut. It was a cucumber

A man walks in to a bar, what does he say? Ouch.

A husband and wife just had a baby, and he came out black.

Your moms so fat she weighs 200 kilograms

What do a lamp and a elephant have in common? Big ears, except for the lamp, it doesn't have ears.

What's worse than having two girlfriends at once. Seven. Seven girlfriends. All across America.

What’s big, grey, has wrinkly skin, and a trunk? An elephant. Oh, you’ve heard this one.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

Why did the boy fail his maths test? He had no eyes due to a vicious bear attack earlier that year so couldn't read the questions or study from books resulting in him not being able to complete the task he was given.

What's worse that getting raped by a frog? That would never occur, as frogs do not have genitalia to commit rape.

How many seals does it take to unscrew a lightbulb? Depends on how high the ceiling is.

how do you know when you've had too much to drink? . . . when you're dead.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the fat man eat for breakfast? Nothing, he died of heart failure in the night.

Why did the boy stop singing? Because his lungs collapsed.

What's worse than a guy staring at you? Two guys staring at you.

What did Kane Larkin get on his birthday? Cancer...

your mama's so ugly, she suffers from chronic deppression.

Why couldnt the man stop dancing? He had Parkinson's.

What did Tom see after taking a much need long nap? The ceiling.