black chicken. kfc

Why don't you throw rocks at a black person riding a bike..... It could be yours

Q:What has more brains than the baby you just shot? A:The wall behind it!!!

Still Carrying Heavy Pet Food? That sucks

whats similar between a eagle and a armidillo? they both can fly. apart from the armidillo.

a white guy walks into a black guy bar who walks out. A. half black half white baby.

How do you make a sandwich? Go into the kitchen and make a sandwich.

Why was the dog barking... Because billy fell down the well

*insert lame joke stolen from the top 10 jokes and act like it's original because I changed one word*

What did lil' Suzy do when she got home from school? She was violently mutilated by a bear then continually but raped by a man she met on the Internet. Needless to say, she had a great time. -Harrison

you that read wrong no you typed it wring my mind just rearranged the words to make grammatical sense

Did you hear about the kid from Oklahoma? Yeah, he died.

why did Sarah fall of the swing... she had no arms Knock Knock.... Whos there .... Not Sarah

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? She was a woman

What do you say to seduce a woman? Is that a mustache? WTF!

What is the definition of child abuse? Ms Bazan

What's worse than a broke pencil TWO broken pencilz

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When geese fly in the V formation why is there always one side longer than the other? Because theres more geese on that side.

What happens when a drunk driver meets a stoned driver? A head on collision

Why did the referee go to the zoo? He likes animals

Q. What goes 100 mph and is green? A. A frog in a blender

Why Did The Chicken Cross The Road? To End His Suffering On The Farm. Suicidal Mission.... Complete

Where were guinea pigs created? Probably in Guinea Land or something.

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