What is the difference between a pizza and a Jew?

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Why did the pirate have a peg leg? Diabetes

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How do you catch a predator? You throw a beartrap at a child.

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Why did Sally cross the road? Because she fell off a tree. Why did Sally fall off the tree? Because Sally wanted to cross the road.

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Dwarf Shortage

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why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

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What's yellow and smells like cheese? Cheese.

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I put the STD in stud now all i need is U

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Yo mama's so fat, she weighs over 400 pounds.

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a horse walks into a bar. Noticing the potentially dangerous situation everyone leaves, the bartender calls RSPCA who come and retrieve the horse and order is restored.

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A cheeseburger and fries walk into a bar. The bartender says "sorry, we don't serve lunch"

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A brachiosaurus walks into a cafe "Excuse me I'm an herbivore, can I have a full English breakfast, but with veggie sausages instead of normal sausages, and mushrooms instead of bacon?" Shop keeper: "No you can't. Your too big. You've destroyed my kitchen, and my livelihood. I have nothing left. You've accidently reduced my business to rubble by walking through the door"

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Why did the little boy leave his bike on the side of the road? He was kidnapped and his body was found 2 weeks later at Penn State

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a registered sex offender.

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*Click* "Hello you have reached a pre-recorded voice at the suicide hotline. We regret to inform you that our consultant has suffered a recent bout of depression due to the sheer volume of calls he has received." "His body was found this morning, hanging from a tree." [L]

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There is a horse sitting at a bar, and the bartender says MOTHER OF GOD!! What is this horse doing in here?!

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Who killed Lincoln Nobody knows

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Why couldn't Billy eat his dinner? Because a black man amputated his hands.

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A gay guy asks a boy out and a girl The girl said no but the guy said yes And the two gay guys went to dinner And made out

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What did the mexican say when two houses fell on him? Nothing. He was dead.

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Why did little jimmy fall of his bike? His grandma threw the refrigarator at him.

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Caramel Boing.

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A bear walks into a bar. The bear is then shot by the bartender with the shotgun kept under the counter.

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Roses are green. Violets are purple. Charlie Sheen. Looks a turtle.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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