Why was the girl crying when she got home? She got raped and mugged on the walk home

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An irish man and a lebanese man jump off a cliff who wins? No one it wasnt a race

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There are fewer coppers on sundays. As well as criminality.

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Who has lots of friends, but smells like urinate feceas? Smelly McD, I lied about the friends.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, your parents are dead they never loved you! I found this one on facebook and i just found this site and all yall got some good jokes LOL

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What did the black man say to the other black man? We both share the same ethnicity

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What did the buisness man say to the hobo? Nothing, he threw an apple at him and laughed!

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Person A: Knock Knock Person B: Who's there? Person A: It's the police, we have a warrant for your arrest. Open the door. Person B: It's the police, we have a warrant for your arrest, open the door wh-- Suddenly the door is smashed open. Tear gas grenades are rolled in, temporarily blinding Person B. He is then dragged out of his apartment by nine federal agents who proceed to beat him and throw him into the back of an FBI van.

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because her dad pushed her too hard -Knock knock -Who's there? -Suzie, I'm dead now with a knife through my neck and I'm ready to kill you since you didn't forward that chain letter, now hold still so I can chop off your toes one by one and peel your skin off then leave a bloody mess for your parents -k

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What do skeet disks and Jewish babies have in common? Hitler used to shoot them out of the sky.

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Why didn't the skeleton go to the party? ...Because he was buried in a churchyard.

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Whats long and black and goes around corners? The unemployment line.

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Q: Why does the man smell so bad? A: He doesn't shower

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what does michael jackson do to little boys? nothing, he's dead.

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What's the difference between my mom, and a bag of garbage? A bag of garbage is incapable of contracting aids

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Today i saw 2 midgets walking.........now there hanging together.....in a tree.....by there necks,,,,...............I f***n hate midgets

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A man walks into a bar. He leaves a large rucksack by the pool table and walks out. The rucksack then explodes and kills 13 people because it is the height of the Troubles and the man is a member of the IRA, who targetted the bar because it is regularly visited by British servicemen. The media extensively cover the story, and the two sides of the conflict in Northern Ireland decide that the bloodshed must stop, which eventually made way to the Good Friday agreement of 1998.

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What did the black man get for christmas? A present.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because if he stayed on the farm, he would have been condemned to a miserable life, subjected to deplorable living conditions and an eventual pain-filled death by the hand of a cruel and heartless farmer. Crossing that road was his only chance of salvation.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Barack Obama. Ok, come on in Mr. President!

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What is green and looks like a blue car? A Green car

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your mamma so fat... she went to hell.

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why couldn't the tree grow? Because I cut it down with a chainsaw

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What is frowned upon no matter what country you're in? Sex on a plane.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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