- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's 9+10? 19

What do you call a mexican man with a rubber toe? Ruberto.

why did my BFF hate me?i called her an idiot on all the holidays including her birthday

What did the jew say to the black man? I'm jewish

what did the home less man get for chrismas? cancer.

How do you make a napkin dance? You can't. Stop having such unrealistic aspirations.

Why did the retirement home go out of business. There was a fire and all of the residents charred to death accept for a couple who escaped but were too traumatized to return to the old folks home.

Knock knock. Who's there? Andy. You're late, I've been piss-arsing about waiting for you to get here.

Want to hear a dirty joke? The horse fell in the mud

Kirstie Alley is soooo fat! How fat is she? Well, she's so fat that she's in grave danger of developing heart disease, and death

What comes out of a zit? Purple poop.

What's worse than the holocaust? The Jews.

What did Queen Victoria say when she saw a zombie? "Quick everybody, run, that is a zombie."

A Mormon walks into a bar.

Why was the wife laying on the ground crying? Because she wasn't in the kitchen making a sandwich for her husband

Have you heard of the dog that sounds like Megan fox? No Oh, well ummm apperantally there's this ummm dog that sounds like Megan fox. So ummm yeah. Pretty interesting stuff

What happens if you punch a girl? An equal rights protest.

What day is it? Asked the man with a gun who dislikes music. Friday. Mostly because yesterday was thursday and tomorrow is Saturday. Sunday comes afterwards also. The man says "oh. I thought it was Tuesday."

Knock Knock Whos there 9/11 nine eleven who? You said you would never forget...

Why did the black man walk into the catholic church? He was catholic.

why did the zebra cross the road?

A man is eating in a restaurant and says, "Waiter! There's a fly in my soup!" The waiter says, "I'm sorry, can I bring you some salad instead?"

what do you call white people running down a mountain? Avalanche What do you call black people running down a mountain? Jailbreak

How did Chris die? Bush-fire

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