- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what is worse than joel an infested asshole

what did the women with no arms and legs say to her daughter? go to your room.

What did the cashier say to the blonde? That will be $5.39, would you like a receipt?

What do you call a popular rap and hip-hop artist? Tunde

Why should you be scared when a black man asks you, "What are looking at?" Because if he is over the age of 18, he should know better than to end a sentence with a preposition, unless of course, he never had an education, in which case... you should probably run for your life.

I love animals . But the ASPCA soon put a stop to that .

Why does Chuck Norris own a can named Chuck Norris? because he is self-centered due to all the attention payed to him for virtually no reason at all.

Knock knock Who's there? The police, your mother is dead.

What did john say to bob Hey bob

How did Goku save his home planet? He didn't.

Yo mama so old, she used to babysit Dumbledore

Who is fat, stupid and pretty dam ugly? (hint: look in mirror)

When is a door not a door? When it is thrown away. Then, it will likely decompose in a landfill or be recycled into another product. In either case, it will no longer be a door.

- Why an Asian crossed the road? - Because he wanted to.

what did the poor guy get for christmas POVERTY

What do you call a Mexican on the moon? Quite an unusual circumstance consedering Mexico doesn't currently have a space program. Not only that but Nasa hasen't even had people going to the moon since the 1970s.

What time is it? It depends in your location and time zone

A horse walks into a bar, and is then put down because of the injuries it sustained from the impact.

So a horse walks into a bar.. and breaks both its front legs. The owner has to shoot it because it can't race anymore

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? Because she was deaf, dumb, and mentally retarded; you sexist fiend.

If your fighting an octopus on mars how many lamps does it take to repair a dog house? Nine because a toaster cannot ride a bicycle.

Situation: 2 cows eating grass on a warm Sunday night. Question: Why does 9+4=3 1/2? Answer: 69!

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How many nipples are on a raccoon ? I don't raccoono

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