- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the man give money to the Jew? Why would a man give money to a Jew?

Q. How many infants does it take to paint a wall? A. Depends how hard you throw them...

Little Timmy walks into an ice-cream store. He dies on impact.

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Men's rights Because its an anti-joke

What's green and has wheels? The farmer's tractor.

A policeman asks a suspect in a murder investigigation about his alibi. The suspect gives him a solid alibi. The suspect go's home to his wife and have dinner.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I workout, Don't mess with me.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse replies " My daughter just died of leukemia."

A man walks to a baseball game what does he see? Many people

What's green and looks like a forest? A forest.

What did the waiter say to an overweight customer? May I take your order?

Why did the fox cross the road? To chew on the chicken carcass.

What's the difference between a baby and my trampoline? I take my boots off before i jump on my trampoline. . .

What did hitler said to the chinese? Thank you for continuing my legacy.

Knock Knock! Who's there? Your neighbor. Ok, Come in.

What did the kid with no legs get for Christmas? A Pogo Stick

What song did Buddy the elf sing for Santa on his birthday? Happy birthday

What happens when you run over a black man? It is most likely that he is killed.

What's better than winning a gold medal at the paralympics? Winning two gold medals.

what did the bear say to the fish? Nothing he eat it

Why didn't the skeleton go to the party? ...Because he was buried in a churchyard.

Your mom is so ugly that you should buy her a paper bag to cover her face because she is just so very unattractive that it burns mine and everyone else's eyes.

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