what does the monster eat after going to the dentist? the dentist

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'Doctor, doctor, I think I'm a pair of curtains' Doctor prescribes antipsychotics.

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What's brown and sounds like a bell? An old rusted bell.

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A horse walks into a bar, the bartender says "Why the long face?" The horse unable to comprehend english shits on the floor and leaves

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knock knock whos there guy with a gun guy with a gun who guy with a gun who just shot you dammit

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Where did Jonathon go after he died? - Burger King, he died from diabetes

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What's Green and has four wheels? A green car

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Today I'll wear a hat on my head Instead of a shoe.

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how do u get the baby to stop choking? take ur dick out of its mouth!!!

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Why did the little girl fall of the cliff? Someone pushed her

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Robocop The Reboot reboot. Watch as The friendly robot named Murphy, is violently broken down by a horrible shower of water, the only means to save him is to transfer his data into a human. He awakens again as Robofriendlydude (starring Adam Sandler) as a robot learns to love, learns to share, learns to dance with children in this years Reboot of the classic love comedy Robocop. PG-3 "So good I could only watch five seconds of it" Rotten potatoes. 99 percent fresh. "Kill me with a chainsaw" Honest reviews. "AWESOME!" Dishonest reviews "Makes Twilight seem like the better lovestory" Everyone.

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why is six afraid of seven? because seven is black

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What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

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have you seen Stevie wonders car? No Neither has he

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why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7-8-9

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Did you know that you can drink lava? You can only do it once though.

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Why Was 6 Afraid of 7? Because 7 was a Pedophile

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So a guy walks into a bar.... he gets a few drinks pays his bill and goes home

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What's the hardest part of a vegetable to eat? The wheelchair.

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Why did the white guy sit on the toilet? So he could take a poop.

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Hey Babies, The holocaust called, they want their screams back

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What is worse than a nuke exploding? Going to the hospital and finding out you have cancer and aids.

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I've got some good news an some bad news. The good new is that you just won 10 million dollars! The bad news is I'm just kidding.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. ----- Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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