What did the little girl say to her mother? Nothing, the previous day the little girl was kidnapped and rapped by two 40 year old men and was eventually decapitated...she will never speak to her mother again.

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You know what's funny? A well told joke

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:)Knock Knock :(Whose's there? :)None ya :(None ya who? :)None ya dam business.

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What did the black man do when he walked into the bar? He went up the bartender and bought a beer.

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How do you fit a billion llamas into a box? you dont

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violets are green roses are purple this makes total sense, cheeseburger

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What did one penguin-necrophiliac say to another penguin-necrophiliac? Nothing. Penguins cant talk.

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roses are red violets are blue i have Alzheimers but at least i do not have Alzheimers

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How did the dog die? He was put down.

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Why was Jimmy upset? He wasn't.

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Why is a dog smarter than a human? Because you an asshole if you believe me

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Vagina (Note: If you are gay just move on by.)

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How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb? It's a trick question. Feminists can't change anything.

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What do you call a black man flying a plane. A pilot.

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A man walks into a bar. Splash.

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Knock knock. Stop making puns at my door!

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what did the man say to the other man when he saw a dinosaur look.

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Once, I went to Peru.

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What do you do with a Jewish kid with add( attention deficits disorder)? Send him to a concentration camp

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How many Italians does it take to change a light bulb....... 1

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your momma's so stupid, she starved to death in a supermarket i probably would too...considering all the good shit needs to be cooked

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Try not to laugh at this joke... Knock knock Who's there? Ha ha ha Ha ha ha who? I told you not to laugh

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Pickle

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue In Soviet Russia Poem tells You -Ben

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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