- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you get a black guy down from your tree? You can't, because there aint any.

What had 82 eyes, 7 mouths, and sings the blues? Nothing, the described creature does not exist.

"Knock Knock" "Just ring the bloody bell for once!"

why did the man fall down? because he was shot.

why did the blond get and abortion? because she was forcefully raped by her 42 year old boy friend and felt she could not raise a child on her own.

So,a guy walks up to his friends at the bar and try's to to talk to them,the friends start being rasist ,so the first guy says 'wo guys stop going in that direction ,that one direction

Whats more funny than 1 bomb on 8 babies? 8 bombs on 1 baby.

Q:When do you club a newborn baby? A:Whenever you want to because babies are stupid

What has a beard and bombed the World Trade Center? Osama Bin Ladin. No, but seriously he's a terrorist.

What's the worst part about aids? Telling your wife and kids.

What do you call someone without legs or arms laying at your front door? Steve

Guess what! What? huhuhuhuhuhuhuhuhuhu

Wuy are Kenyans so fast? Because due to variations in evolution, people from that part of the world have a better muscle build to run at higher speeds than equally trained athletes from other parts of the world.

cchina is communist the USA isnt WHY?

A man quites his job to open a coffee shop which has been a dream of his for years, The shop does well with a healthy supply of customers and a steady income,The man is now financially stable.

A horse walks into a bar and orders a drink. What does he order? Nothing. The horse was incapable of speaking English then shat on the floor, kicked over a chair and then left.

Whats pink red and silver? A baby chewing on reason blades. Whats pink red silver and smells bad? Same baby two weeks later.

How do you kill a turtle? You can't, it has a shell for a reason.

have u seen helen kellers dad? A: neither has she

What is the key to a good anti-joke? A disappointing or intellectual punch-line said in a calm and passive tone.

Nero, sure you are okay?

Why is purple the best color. Cuz icecream has no bones

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Not your cheese.

Q: What's worse than being stung by a bee A: The Rwandan Genocide

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