How do you drown a blond? You hold her underwater.

What is a white supremacist's favorite color? It varies depending on the individual.

Why did the man die after getting his picture taken The camera was a gun

your mom is so fat she is at high risk of a future heart attack and should be taken to a cardiologist

Suicide is never funny Unless it's a clown

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot you racist.

Albert your flies undone.

Why did Susan fall of the swing? She had no arms... Knock Knock... Who's there? Not Susan...

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whats the difference between blue and green? there different colours.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because I hit her with an axe.

so your in a room with mickey mouse and the lights go off, how did the lights go off mickey mouse turned them off

A seal walks into a club.

Why was the white man's baby black? The mother was black.

What is black, white, and red all over? something that just so happens to be seen by the color blind.

What do you do if you see a black man in your backyard with a bullet wound in his head? Take him to the hospital.

One time there was a man walking down the street. Wrong, it is physically impossible to walk down a street, you can only walk along it.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? This site.

What's worse than a pile of dead babies? Two piles of dead babies.

Why is the turkey always full? Because he is stuffed.

How did the carpenter do on his exam? Poorly so his parents killed him.

What is the biggest lie in the entire universe? " I have read and agree to the Terms of Service"

have you ever tried Ethiopian food? neither have they

How did the black person die? Of old age

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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