What happened to the baby bird? It fell out the nest

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I admit I don't know what the future holds, but one thing I know for sure is that... Lance Armstrong has only one ball.

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What's city is in New York New York City

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Roses are red violets are blue I don't know you so get away from me.

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Doctor: I'm gunna try to fit your illness into an everyday, normal conversation. Is that okay? Patient: okay. Doctor: how are you? Patient: fine... Doctor: that's weird.. Because you have AIDS

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There's a white guy and a black guy, on a bridge. Of corse the idiot white guy jumps off. But the black guy yells, I NEVER LIKED U!!!!! Later that day the police showed up and asked wat happened. The black guy said, U GOT NO EVIDENCE!!! The police say true and walk away. Then go to Dunkin Donuts and get a triple chocolate donnut and coffee. They lived happily ever after. Except for the white guy. :)

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Yo mama so fat she at the rest of this joke.

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Cry me a river. Then build a bridge and become a structural engineer.

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how do you make a homosexual man have sex with a woman? shit in her vagina

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Why did the jew cross the road Because he was being cornered by 10 nazis that had automatic guns

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what happened to the black man that fell of the bridge? he drowned due to the fact the african-americans do not swim very well.

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There once was a man from Nantucket, His dick was so long it caused tremendous physical discomfort, and it was extremely difficult for him to find pants that did not reveal his freakish abnormality, and greatly limited his levels of intimacy. After botched reduction surgery, he was left without a penis at all and, realising the horrible irony, threw himself into a raging river (experiencing no shrinkage whatsoever).

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your mom is so nasty that when she took a shower and acquired general etiquette, she became possibly more respectable

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If you're happy and you know it get a life

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Which ballet do pigs like best? Pigs don't understand ballet, but they probably like the ones with audience participation, as they are friendly animals and enjoy interacting with humans.

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Roses are black Violets are black Everything is black —Stevie Wonder

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Boy: Are you from Tennessee? Because you're accent sure sounds like it.

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Whats the hardest part of the vegetable to eat? The wheelchair.

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What do you call a German who roasts Jews for a living? A comedian.

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A 16 year old girl went into a bar. The police realized she did not have an ID, and arrested her.

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roses are red violets are puffy i am a donkey i ate some water

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Your momma so stupid, she dropped out of school at a young age of 12.

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Knock Knock Who's there? a tree

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