Why did the blonde fall down the stairs? Somebody tripped her.

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Why does my friend pick up trash? Because he is a garbageman

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Q: What did Peter say after a long day of work when he got home? A: Nothing, in fact he has job, home, family, or anyone to help him. His leg is pinned down by a large piece of metal that fell on him while looking for food to eat at a construction site, expect him to die of bleeding in the next 24 hours.

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Two cows are sitting in a bathtub. One cow says please pass the soap. The other cow says nothing, cause it's a cow, making it incapable if speech. The other cow was just a guy in a cow costume.

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A. Where was Sally during the boston marathon bombing? Q. Everywhere. www.facebook.com/wowedgy

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What did the pear say to the apple? Fred, you delusions are getting worse and i'm getting a divorce.

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Why did Lucy fall off the swing? She had no arms and legs Knock knock Who's there? Not Lucy

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mirror mirror on the wall who has the most desire of them all? Matt Daly!

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What do you get when you cross a leopard and Chuck Norris? I don't know. Probably something like a furry yellow Chuck Norris with black spots and sharp teeth.

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Roses are red Violets are blue You think this will rhyme But it's not gonna

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He saw a bottle of Faygo on the other side.

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Yes 59 10 away from my faverite number....... 49

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Who won the race through the underpass, the black man or the polish man? The black man as he crossed the finish line several seconds earlier.

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Whats the difference between a house and a mouse If you think about it , quite a lot really

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What happened to the girl who got an abortion? She got an infection.

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#So tell me what you want, what you really really want, so tell me what you want, what you really really want.# OhOk then. I'll take that photo of your mother.

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Are you ready kids "Aye Aye Captain" I Can't hear you "AYE AYE CAPTAIN" Ohh... Who lives in a pineapple under the sea "Spongebob squarepants" Absorbant and yellow and porous is he "Spongebob Squarepants" If nautical nonsense be something you wish "Spongebob Squarepants" Then drop on the deck and flop like a fish "Spongebob Squarepants" READY Spongebob squarepants Spongebob squarepants Spongebob squarepants SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS!

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why did the chicken cross the road? the sudden lack of sidewalk dictated as such.

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Women's rights.

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What to hear an anti-joke? No.

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Roses are red,vilots are blue just wait till I poo and till i kiss you

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If Santa's not real, then who pees on the tree every morning?

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Knock-Knock Who's there? The The Who? The Beatles!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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