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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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one day there was an ugly barnicle. he was SSSOOO ugly that everyone died the end -patrick

what do you call a black woman pregnant with twins? A woman who has a loving husband who she wanted to have children with so when they had sex, 2 of his sperm fertilized the egg so now she gets to raise two children which she is looking forward to, but she also knows it will be alot of work.

What's worse than the Holocaust? Voldemort

Why did the two black men break into a bank with guns? It was being robbed by a white man and they were police officers.

A guy thought it could be funny to write a joke that is not and post it on a social network. And did it

A kid walks into the car and the dad says, "Wear your seatbelt".

whats funny about four dead horses in a park ? the horses are dead!

Why did the guy eat pizza? Because he likes pizza.

How did bill lose his legs he got them amputated after contracting a severe case of "INeedToGetMyLegsAmputatedSyndrome"

there once was a man from Nantucket. I want to ride in a helicopter.

What do u when life gives u lemons? U put them in your iced tea.

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road ? A. Because he had grown tired of living thus choosing to end his life.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

what do you call it when everyone becomes tolerant about gender identity. whatever pronoun it prefers.

A ginger kid, a blonde kid and a brunette jump off a 50 foot building... All of them die apart from all of them because luckily there was a swimming pool at the bottom

I heard an awesome joke last night. I cannot remember it.

What happens to a fish with no fin on the right side? It repeatedly swims in a circle.

What did the fat man do? He fell over...

What did the cat say to the rabbit? Nothing, cats are incapable of human speech as far as scientists are concerned. Also, the mouse was having a bad day. Rutabaga.

What do you call cheese that's mine? My cheese

How do you drown a blonde? Put a scratch and sniff sticker at the bottom of the pool then don't let her come up for air.

You might not notice at first, but in this very sentence there is a psychological phrase that is used to hypnotise you. If you read through the first sentence of this paragraph three or four times, you may start to feel the sudden urge to have a drink. This is called the ashvakalym effect.

Whats funny about a guy with no legs? I bought him a wheelchair.

Do I ever ask yo a question that I havn't given you the answer to Mr Hearty.

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