Want to hear a clean joke? Soap.

Knock knock? Who's there? Why don't you answer the damn door and find out for yourself?

A black guy, a mexican, and an arab are all in the same car, Whos driving the car? The black guy because he politely offered and his friends were happy to ride with him.

How do you make an electrician cry? Kill his family.

Why was the little boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

How does micheal Jackson know when it's bed time? When the big hand touches the little hand.

he took my chicken i shoot him in the foot and raped his dog

Yo momma so old that she should be concerned about mesothelioma and asbestoses, as she may have lived during a period of increased asbestos use. She may also be at risk of osteoporosis and should take vitamin supplements daily to improve her rapidly deteriorating health.

did you know towels can cause dry skin?

What breaks when you give it to a baby? Its pelvis

what did a ginger say to god? nothing gingers dont have souls and therefore cant go to heaven

Why did the Triceratops walk into a grocery store? To buy groceries

What did the farmer say after the chicken started talking? Holy shit a talking chicken.

How do you stop a bus? You try to wave down the bus driver, they're usually nice people who will stop for you if you put in some effort and act appreciative.

Why did a black person beat a white person in a race? The white person was hindered because a polar bear was biting their leg the entire time.

A blond was walking alone down a street one night. Then she was suddenly mugged and raped. She reported her attacker but he was never caught.

My neighbours found out this morning that I'm a serial killer. Knock knock [L]

How do you know you're crazy? Consult the pink pheasent to your left

You smell just like a black person. With your nose.

Who gave Miley Cyrus her new haircut? Hellen Keller

What's red, crunchy, and hard to chew. A brick.

A jewish man walks into a bar, has a drink, and goes home to his wife.

HOw do u DEFeat thE hatErsz shitted on em

Chuck Norris threw a grendade, killed 50 people, then it exploded This is a highly improbable event considering no man is faster then a grenade

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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