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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you piss off a moose? You throw popcorn at it

2 men walk into a bar. You would have expected the second one to notice it after the first guy walked into it.

Why did the man think he was hungry? Answer: Because his brain told that he needed to Eat or he was going to be really hungry. Made by eli

Why wasn't the chicken able to cross the road? Because it was disabled.

What do you call a secret agent that lives in a bottle of washing up liquid? Bubble-0-7

Q:Why did the little girl fall out of the swing? A:Because she had no arms.

A man walked into a bar owch

A black man walks into a bar. The bartender says, "We don't serve you kind here." The black man says, "Is it because I'm black?" The bartender replies, "Yes."

9/11 my birthday

Why didn't the boy want his dinner? Because it was a bowl of vomit.

How do Chinese people name their kids? They could look up a baby-names book, consult their family history, or make one up

Stephen Hawking walks into a bar and the bartender says, " OH MY GOD! YOU CAN WALK?!?!"

Why did little Betsy have a stomach ache? Her alcoholic mother pinned her down in a drunken rage and made her drink bleach.

4 men walk into a bar. They have fun. ~Yasmin~

why did the little girl scream?She was afraid of clowns and hated small cars running around a tent

your mom is so fat that when she walks in America with a yellow coat as they get a taxi

I remember in the 80's it felt like Bill Cosby was being shoved down my throat. He was always on TV with his show and those Jello commercials.

How many Alzheimer patients does it take to change a light bulb? To get to the other side!

Schizophrenia will affect over 1.5 million people this year. At least, thats what my flying, albino pet rhinoceros told me.

knock knock. who's there? interrupting cow. interrupting cow wh... You mom's a whore.

I told my grandmother to act her age.... she then died

A rapist and a little child walk through a dark forest. The little child says: "It's scary here." Rapist answers: "Tell me about, I gotta go back alone through here."

Why did the sperm cross the road? It didn't, as sperm cells have tails not legs, and are therefore incapable of crossing roads.

Whats the difference between a garage full of dead babies and a garage full of money? I don't have a garage full of money

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