- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the baby crying? He had just witnessed his parent get brutally murdered.

Hey I just met you and this is crazy, I am pregnant and that's yo baby !

whats cold, blue and hard? a frozen blueberry.

A little boy went to a sleep over . They watched a episode of pokemon and the flashing lights triggered the boys epilepsy he was driven to hospital and is recovered.

How did the blind dyslexic boy find his way out of the cornfield? -He drew backwords numbers and letters in the dirt

Why was the baby flying? Because it's face was stapled to the propeller of a helicopter.

What's big, red and delicious? A prune. I lied about it being big, red and delicious.

What did the astronaut say to his girlfriend? I have AIDS.

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What's been hit millions of times? A woman married to an abusive husband.

Q: What do you call a gay dinosaur? A: Mega-saur-ass

How many mice does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Two, but I don't know how they got in there.

There was a black guy and a blonde crossing the street. They are not related.

What did Jesus say when he was nailed to the cross? AHHHH WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS!?!?!? MY HAND!!! MY HAND!!! AHHHHHHH!!!!! JUST KILL ME!!! PLEASE WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS?!?! MY OTHER HAND AHHHH!!! HAHAAAAAAAAAaaaa..... AHHHHHHH WHY?!?! MY LEG!!!! MY FOOT NO!!!!! PLEASE!!!!! Ah AH AHHHHH!

Rebecca Black sings a song.

So three ants are in a straight line. The first ant said there's an ant behind me, the second ant said there's an ant behind me, and the third ant said there's an ant behind me. Why is this? The third ant lied.

Q: What's worse than finding out you have genital herpes? A: Finding out your grandmother gave them to you

An American, a Canadian, and a Scottish man died in a horrible car accident. Their story was used as a lesson to keep teenagers from drunk driving.

chuck norris and superman had a bet. Chuck norris immediatley won because superman is a fictional character played by an actor. Chuck norris then decided to have a bet with the actor that played superman and lost

What do you call a black man eating dessert? A man of African ancestry enjoying a sweet treat.

Knock knock. "Who's there?" "It's Mr. Johnson, your next door neighbor." "Come on in."

How do you kill a polar bear? Global Warming.

Why was the pig squealing? Because all four of its legs were tied together and it was about to have it's head chopped off so the meat could be processed for people to enjoy.

How many chinese women can you fit in a car? About the same amount as men.

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