- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you stop your baby crawling in circles? Pick it up and smother it.

Knock Knock Whos there? Knock knock? Whos there? Knock knock. WHOS IS THERE?!?!? Knock Knock is, my name is Knock Knock.

Yo' mom is so fat, She should probably consider a low fat diet in which no more than 30% of the calories are from fat.

Yo mom as so dumb.... That she has a low IQ

why barack obama sad he realized the 4 trillion dollars of debt wasn't going be solved by borrowing more money

So i know this guy... yes? thats it.

Anti-jokes are funny.

how do you confuse a blonde do nothing

-Why was six afraid of seven? -Because seven's a rapist

Hey I just met you you are a sneaker smell my gym socks and then pick oot throughyour nose

Q: What did the passengers think of thier Chineese bus driver? A: They were very pleased with the bus driver's service, for he was a very safe driver and got them to their destination on time.

how do you make Will Smith cry? cut off his toes and fingers.

what did Stan say to Dave? nothing, Dave died 500 years before Stan was born, thus he said nothing.

How do you beat Andy Murry at tennis? KILL HIM!

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I would put C where A is. :D

Why didn't the boy eat his soup? It was to hot.

who lives a pineapple under the sea? a proper spazztwat.

There's my tractor.

How many dead babies can you fit in a telephone booth? Mmm, strange question for my HSC maths exam...

Q. What did the barber say to the Italian kid? A. Do you want your hair cut or should I just change the oil.?

yo momma is so fat that she got diabetes and lost her legs

What's the best thing about having sex with twenty six year olds? There's twenty of them.

Wanna hear a good joke? Sure. So does Hellen Keller

Why did Hitler kill six million Jews? Why not?

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