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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you make a clown stop smiling? hit him with an axe

Hey babe, do you like going to sleep without shoes on? Because most people find it more comforting to remove footwear in order to rest and relax peacefully during bedtime.

Why didn't the woman have a penis? Because she was female.

ROSES ARE RED VIOLETS ARE BLUE HERE'S A KNIFE KILL YOURSELF KANE !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

How do you find the richest person in Mexico? You take a survey of all citizens that live in the country of Mexico, find the wealth of each individual person, and whoever has the most money is the richest person in Mexico.

A man died in a sky-diving accident. What was the last thing that went through his mind before he died? His feet

How did the person die? He got hit by a car.

An elephant walked into a bar. By bar I mean jungle. Elephants aren't capable of walking into a bar.

I wanted to burn alot of calories so i found a fat kid and set him on fire. :3

How do you unload a truck full of dead babies? With a pitch fork.

Q:Why did the boy drop his ice-cream? A: Because he got hit by a bus.

So, what happens when Germany attacks France? France proceeds to slaughter the attackers mercilessly, as it was during the Feudal Ages, a time when France was Europe's superpower.

knock knock who's there? the man the man who? the man who murdered your whole family

Roses are red and i like Pie but seriously, i don't care if you die

se* is like math add the couple minus the clothes add the cream and just hope they dont multiply

What did the Jew get for Christmas? Nothing

What did a Blond do in the Desert? She got lost after Falling of a flying carpet

How do you confuse a blonde? put her in a circular room and tell her to stand in the corner

what do chinese kids make for fathers day? shoes

Q: You know what's worse than being a mother? A: Almost everything, because being a mother is not a bad thing, in fact, it's a wonderful thing.

What is more annoying then finding a worm in your apple you

What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

I've just been struck by an enormous bolt of lightning. I am covered in boils and my house is full of frogs. I strongly recommend that when referring to God, always use the upper case 'H' on all personal pronouns.

Midgets' mouths are perfect height for, kissing other midgets.

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