- Anti Joke

Why did the asian man crash? He fell asleep after a long 18 hour day of driving, plus he was listening to soothing soul music.

What do you call a three-legged cheetah? Crippled.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting raped.

What's funny about a black person, a Jew, and a mexican's graves being side by side? Nothing.

What's a worse place to be besides the friendzone? On your grandmas lap crying because your parents just died in a car crash.

What do you get for the man that has everything already? Another one.

Whats worst then getting a paper cut. Being stabbed by a screw driver.

Does an albino chameleon turn different shades of white?

What's the difference between a Jew and a Muslim? -You can research and find several similarities and differences, but I will not go into detail about them.

Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue If it wasnt for christmas We would all be jewish.

Why did a black man enter a KFC? Because he had been in town a while and had grown hungry over the period of walking around, and decided he should get some food to satisfy his hunger so he may continue his journey around town. The fact he entered KFC is purely coincidental, as he could've easily decided to go to a different eatery, but it just so happens that the closest one was a KFC.

A man buys some expensive lingerie for his wife on the occasion of their 10th wedding anniversary. After a lovely candlelight dinner at home, he tells her to close her eyes at which point he retrieves the gift box containing her anniversary present. Thoroughly exited, she rips open the box and takes out the beautiful garment, holding it up to the light in wide-eyed amazement. Her husband gives her a suggestive wink and says "would you like to join me in the bedroom to try it on?" To which she replies, "I AIN'T YER WHORE!"

A apple a day is good for your overall health and you should schedule check ups with your doctor to maintain good health and avoid seeing him everyday.

25 kids go into the water. shark in the water. 10 come out. Ice cream man deals with the rest of 'em.

Why couldn't the black man play hockey in college? He died of cancer while still in high school.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the tomato fall off the swing? Because tomatoes don't have arms.

why was six afraid of seven? because seven eight nine

Roses are red, Wait. Why start this poem when you cant finish it Refrigerator

why cant women draw perfect circles? no one can becouse it is virtually impossible

Why doesn't God like pizza? Because he doesn't exist.

What starts with "F" and ends in "uck" Firetruck.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 beat the crap out of 8.

Salt: "Hi there!" Slug: "AAÀAAAAAAAAAGGGHHHHH!!!" dies

What's black and white and red all over? Nothing, because if it's black and white, it can't be red.

Why did the asian man crash? He fell asleep after a long 18 hour day of driving, plus he was listening to soothing soul music.

What do you call a three-legged cheetah? Crippled.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting raped.

What's funny about a black person, a Jew, and a mexican's graves being side by side? Nothing.

What's a worse place to be besides the friendzone? On your grandmas lap crying because your parents just died in a car crash.

What do you get for the man that has everything already? Another one.

Whats worst then getting a paper cut. Being stabbed by a screw driver.

Does an albino chameleon turn different shades of white?

What's the difference between a Jew and a Muslim? -You can research and find several similarities and differences, but I will not go into detail about them.

Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue If it wasnt for christmas We would all be jewish.

A apple a day is good for your overall health and you should schedule check ups with your doctor to maintain good health and avoid seeing him everyday.

25 kids go into the water. shark in the water. 10 come out. Ice cream man deals with the rest of 'em.

Why couldn't the black man play hockey in college? He died of cancer while still in high school.

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The Anti Joke Book

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Why did the tomato fall off the swing? Because tomatoes don't have arms.

why was six afraid of seven? because seven eight nine

Roses are red, Wait. Why start this poem when you cant finish it Refrigerator

why cant women draw perfect circles? no one can becouse it is virtually impossible

Why doesn't God like pizza? Because he doesn't exist.

What starts with "F" and ends in "uck" Firetruck.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 beat the crap out of 8.

Salt: "Hi there!" Slug: "AAÀAAAAAAAAAGGGHHHHH!!!" *dies*

What's black and white and red all over? Nothing, because if it's black and white, it can't be red.

Why did the asian man crash? He fell asleep after a long 18 hour day of driving, plus he was listening to soothing soul music.

What do you call a three-legged cheetah? Crippled.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting raped.

What's funny about a black person, a Jew, and a mexican's graves being side by side? Nothing.

What's a worse place to be besides the friendzone? On your grandmas lap crying because your parents just died in a car crash.

What do you get for the man that has everything already? Another one.

Whats worst then getting a paper cut. Being stabbed by a screw driver.

Does an albino chameleon turn different shades of white?

What's the difference between a Jew and a Muslim? -You can research and find several similarities and differences, but I will not go into detail about them.

Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue If it wasnt for christmas We would all be jewish.

A apple a day is good for your overall health and you should schedule check ups with your doctor to maintain good health and avoid seeing him everyday.

25 kids go into the water. shark in the water. 10 come out. Ice cream man deals with the rest of 'em.

Why couldn't the black man play hockey in college? He died of cancer while still in high school.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??

Salt: "Hi there!" Slug: "AAÀAAAAAAAAAGGGHHHHH!!!" dies