- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than a worm in your apple? Two worms in your apple.

What's the difference between heaven and hell? Hell likes you more.

When the world ends what would be the death toll It would be unknown since every one would be around to calculate it

roses are red violents are blue your dad is gay soon it all be you !

Hi my name is Bob and I have Alzheimer's. Hi my name is Bob and I have Alzheimer's.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm a skitsofrantic, and so am I

Roses are red. Violets are grey. People hate me. Mongoose.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was a bad chicken and it burned in hell.

Why did Abraham Lincoln fall asleep at the movie? He was shot several times in the back of the head.

Jim: You wanna hear a funny joke? Tim: Sure Jim: Well, if you want a funny joke, this isn't the place to be.

what are three short words? i a am

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A pogo stick. Just kidding. Cancer.

Q:What do you do when you see a talking raccoon A:Quit the LSD

How does a boy with no arms or legs cross the street? He doesn't

Why was the teenage girl bleeding from her vagina? Because I had shot her in her vagina with my gun earlier that day.

What's green and red all over? That terminally ill child's vomit.

I recently sent 10 puns to a joke website, hoping that one of them would win a competition. Unfortunately, they were deemed offensive.

What does a boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

Q: Why did the plane crash? A: The driver was a loaf of bread

Knock, Knock Who's there It's me open up the D#### door it's me open up the D#### door, who? just open the door this is not a fricken knock knock joke.

Wanna hear a joke? Niklas Bendter being good at soccer. Wanna hear a funnier joke? Your Mom Wanna hear the funniest joke?

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead, ok!

What's funny and old? I really do'nt know

mary had a little lamb its fleece was white as snow and everywhere that mary went this joke has no punchline

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