how does bob marley like his doughnuts? Sugared

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Roses are red Violets are blue Columbine was funny

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Why is the sky blue during day? Because it would be night if it was black.

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Q: Why is grass green? A: I painted it.

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What do you call the offspring of an elephant? A baby elephant.

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why are the Harold and Kumar movies really funny? the man who wrote obvieusly has a good sense of humor.

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Why cant Stevie Wonder read? Because he is blind

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What's red and has four letters? A stop sign

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what the deference between a priest and acne well the acne doesn't come on the kids face tell hes thirteen

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knock knock who's there i am dead i am dead who i am just dead u idiot!!!!!

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jimmy walked into a bar, then walked out crying and all desperate seeing his wife cheating on him with another guy sitting in the bar. he jumped in front of a bus and was taken to the hospital. He died due serious injuries. Turns out that it wasn't his wife but her twin sister that neither jimmy nor his wife was aware of her existence.

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A bear and a rabbit are taking a shit and. the bear eats the rabbit in a whole bite without chewing...end of story...the end

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Why did the man jump into the river? He wanted to go for a swim, but the pool was closed, so he swam in the river.

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A bloke walked in to a bakers shop and asked for a loaf of bread. Certainly sir, said the assistant, white or brown?...it doesn't matter, answered the man, I've left my bike outside

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Why did Jimmy fall off of his bike? Well, he was always known for his lack of balance.

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Your mother is of a healthy weight and a pleasure to be around.

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wut du u cull a niggre whos wyte nut a niggre

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Stephen Hawkings may know everything about the universe, but try to get him to tie his shoes.

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Where do bees go to the bathroom? In the hive - they're incontinent.

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Skinny people fart less.

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How do you call the uncle who molested you as a child? More than likely with a telephone.

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Why was the 18 year boy afraid of his dad? Cause his dad butt raped him when he was 7.

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How hard is it to cross a man with a tree? Jesus only needed a few nails

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What do you call a place where all hopes and dreams go to die as this place is contained of depression and the lingering smell of death? www.anti-joke.com

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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