- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the rapist say to the girl? get in the van

What do you call a Black person in a city with high crime rates? Whatever their name happens to be.

Ask me if I'mm a candy cane. Shutup, there are a lot of these types of jokes. Create your own you poophead.

What is green and red and is going super fast? A frog in a blender.

A little boy who was sleeping in his parents' bed woke up in the middle of the night only to discover his mother performing fellatio on his father. "Mommy, mommy," he said . . . except he didn't -- he said nothing, and the incident troubled him for many years.

Where would a 65 year old man find a young, attractive woman who would take any interest in him? Very likely in a hospital, but that would be a professional interest, not a sexual one.

Women's Rights

did you hear about the two peanuts walking down the street? one was raped.

Facilitator huh? Sounds like someone that kills someone standing in the way, or bribes off others.

How do you get a slave to stop screaming from the rope he is hanging on? You stop messing around and you hang him already!

What does and elephant and me have in common. Everything, I am an elephant.

What do you call a muslim with a gun I dont know his name

What did the owl say when it fell out of the tree? Nothing. Owls don't talk.

Q. Why did Jimmy fall off his bike? A. Because he had alzheimer's and couldn't remember how to ride a bike.

knock knock... ...no answer

How big does your mouth have to be to eat a baby? How would i know, i'm not a canible.

How many different ways can you kill a cat? 27, unless you live in Russia then it's 28

What did the snoop dog have for breakfast? Weed

What's worse then 10 babies nailed to 10 trees? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees

What do you call a black man flying an airplane? A pilot you racist S.O.B.

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Lady is taking her Alzheimer grandpa to shop for his birthday. Parks, gets out and opens the door for him. He looks at her and asks? Who are you?

What did the mouse say to the elephant that sat on him? Nothing, he died on impact.

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