- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A pogo stick. Just kidding. Cancer.

Face...tastes like chicken!

Why did the boy bring a ladder to school? He is short and finds it difficult getting from place to place.

An armadillo walks into a bar, and shouts "I hear you don't serve armadillos." "That is correct," the bartender replies.

It's not ok to have intercourse with a woman who say's "No!" But what about "Let go of me!"?

Q: Why did the child fall? A: Because I shot him in the leg.

I don't trust stairs. They're always up to something.

What do you call a white guy? A caucasion man.

What are crabs with out the crabs Nothing hahahahaha

A kid goes to the doctor and says, "Doctor! it hurts when I do this!" The Doctor says, "Well, because you have been diagnosed with ALD, and to make matters worse you are allergic to rapeseed oil" The child then cries because he will never live past 40 years old

Why did the young boy hit the other young boy? Because the other young boy was bullying his friend and he thought it was time he should stand up for himself and take control of the situation.

A wise man once told me that friends are like cookies. He was a cannibal.

What happens when you throw a blue rock into red water? It gets wet...

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it doesn't have the capacity for rational thought and decision-making and was subsequently hit by a car.

What do black people and tables have in common? Nothing.

A mushroom walks into a bar. The bartender says "We don't serve your kind here." The mushroom says, "What? I'm a fungi." The bartender replies, "Exactly. That's a health hazard. The health department already gave two strikes and if I lose the bar my wife will divorce me."

I am going to school I live in Ohio, but I'm at Germany How do I do it? I'm a blonde, nobody knows

What did Zeus say to Hades? Nothing. Both are mythological beings created by the Greek civilization to explain why many things in the world happened, mostly because of a lack of modern science.

"Knock Knock" "Come in"

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

What's nappy,brown,intoxicated,and stealing my bike? A Blazed, black guy that stole my bike.

What did the black kid get on his report card? Math: C- English: D+ Social Studies: C+ Gym:A+ Science: D- N.P.P.

What is ET short for? Extra terrestrial

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