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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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2 guys are in a bar joking and having a good time. One guy looks to the other and says, "So...HOWS your wife?" The man replies "...She died in a horrible car accident." The man's friend then says "...I am sorry to hear that.." "Yeah I know I wish that God damn rat wasn't in the road goddamn fucker"

What do you call a man with a spade in his head? ...An innocent, family orientated murder victim. X

whats up with that? i'm from jersy

what is the difference between oral and anal? anal makes your day and anal makes your whole weak

Knock, knock ... ... ... Well I guess no one is home.

What did the plane say to the world Trade Center on 9/11? Nothing a plane is an object therefore cannot talk.

What did the man say to th tiger? Nothing, a tiger is a dangerous and vicious animal. It then ripped him to pieces. Is family mourned after for a very long time till they came to grips with the death of the main income in their family. Aids

a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are stranded at sea,the brunette swims 1 quarter of the way to shore, gets tired and drowns.The redhead swims 3 quarters of the way to shore, gets tired and drowns. The blonde swims half the way to shore, gets tired and swims back.

So, I walk into a bar and say "Why do you call this place a bar, I don't see any bars in here!" HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Why could susan not get up? Because her limbs were hacked off by a African militia group.

Why did a black man put his hands on a white man? They were hugging.

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Relizing its a used tampon covered with blood.

How do you stop a bus? throw a boy with an ice cream cone infront of the bus. but...come to think of it, that may not work. he might drop the ice cream on top of it >:l

If Steve has 5 apples and gives Jenny 2, it is obvious they aren't eating oranges.

How many babies can you fit in a blender? None, the blender is too small. Also it is illegal to kill a baby infant because they are considered human. You can get life in prison or the death penalty for committing such a heinous crime.

This blind man read my mind the other day. I swear, it's like he has a 5th sense!

What do u say to someone u don't like? I thought I'd let u no tht I don't like u...

How do you make a plumber cry? I'm sorry but our princess is in another castle.

Why did the room go dark? Somebody turned the lights off

What did the mom say to her daughter? I love you.

Knock knock. Who's there? Super Monkey Ball Deluxe. Super Monkey Ball Deluxe who? Oh no.

a chicken walks into a bar and gets drunk. the locals then proceed to tell the police because the chicken was harrassing people after he got drunk

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