knock knock. who's there? interrupting black lady. wha....... ehmmm hmmmm!

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Why did Justin Bieber wake up Lady Gaga? He needed to ask her a question.

Q: why does the man like men? A: because he is gay

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have the Cadillac, Get the Guns

Why wasn't the cab driver sent to prison after bombing the school? It was a suicide bombing.

Your mother is so fat, she appeals to my secret fetish.

What do you call the offspring of an elephant? A baby elephant.

jess always squints her eyes when making a point

What do you call a black man flying an airplane? A pilot you racist S.O.B.

You know whats better than 24? 25

Q. When's The Best Time To Wear A Striped Sweater? A. All The Time.

Why is this joke funny It isn't

Whats better than winning a gold medal in the special olympics? Not being retarded

Q: what did Katy Perry say when someone told her that she was adaopted? A: That's not true, my parents took pictures of me in the hospital just minutes after I was born.

what are you talking about. Nets are terrible. Lakers are going to be the best.

What do u call a man who is smart. A lawyer/ genius/ smart man

Bob goes to the store and buys some food.

Two horses were in a field. One said "this is a good place to hide". The other said, "well, let's hope they don't Findus here!"

I <3 Hitler

A black guy walks into a bar. He drinks some wine and exits the bar. -Lets Go Mets, not Yankees

A priest a rapist and a child molester walk into a bar. He orders a drink

What do you call an African-American, Latino, Asian, and Canadian all on the same football team? A reasonably diverse group of teammates who are most likely good acquaintances.

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