- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you get an elephant into a refrigerator? you open the door and guide him inside

Roses are red. Violets are blue. You honstly thought i would cry over you? Well guess what player, You just got played too!

Knock knock. Who's there? Your bipolar aunt so don't ask again.

Why did the chicken cross the road? he has an iq of 5 like all chickens

Pickles are moist.

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Roses are red vielots are blue but they aren't as sweet as you.Can you be my Valentine ny choclate cupcake will you me my choclate

being sober in a bar fight

Why was the road crossed by the chicken? Because as an animal, incapable of understanding human languages and consequently lacking in education, it was unable to understand the convention of not using the passive voice in English prose writing.

Why can't sluts count to 70? Well, slut is a derogative term for prostitutes, and most prostitutes are people that had rough, often traumatising childhoods. Many ran away from home at an early age, thus leaving them devoid of a proper education.

Why did the black man get drenched by a fire hose because he was on fire

why did the child fail to make his bed? because he has downs syndrome and he is incapable of participating in everyday activities.

What do you call a one legged , one eyed, canadian fisherman called Samuel Browning? Mr Browning unless you are on friendly terms then Sam is fine.

how do u wake kesha up? Answer:set her alarm clock to a reasonable time

Why did the boy get nothing from Santa on Christmas? His parents died the night before!

Male leadership.

What did one cake say to the other? You wanna piece of me?!?

How do you make a grown man cry? Fling a rubber band at him.

Roses are blue Violets are polka dot I suck at rhyming Pandas

A young man walks into a bar. A complicated chain of events leads to him marrying the owner's second cousin's half-niece-in-law.

Chuck Norris doesn't drive a car. He tells the car where to go!

A moose walks into a store, walking up to an employee he says "Where are the potatoes?" The employee replies "Isle 5." The moose thanks the employee and heads off to find Isle 5. Upon reaching isle 5- he finds no potatoes.

Why did the man drink a glass of water? Why not?

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