Q:why was steve sad? A:he had an extra penis

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What did the man say when he saw a alien? "Look its a Alien"

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When life gives you lemons, Commit felonies

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Where do you guys find all these jokes? Your mom's Vagina

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What did the virulent Homophobe do during the PRIDE national day of silence? He talked

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Why did the girl drop her sucker? she was hit by a truck!

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Why did the Soviet plane crash? It was joseph Stallin in the air.

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Roses Are Red...Rolo's Are Round....Pull Down Your Pants And Let's Down!

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High enough to know that fucking IQ is a terrible way to measure the total potential of the mind, which is potentially limitless depending on the person`s contact and control over the subconscious state.

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Q: Are their Jews in Hell? A: No, because Hitlers there

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a man walks into a house... then realizes its not his house and leaves.

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I GOT YOUR BUTT PUSSY!

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what happens when a hamster bites your arm? your arm bleeds

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "why the long face?" The horse replies "I'm a talking horse and that's what you ask me? On the day I just buried my only son?"

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A horse walks into a bar. Bartender says "It's probably not a good idea that your in here, any sudden movements and you could seriously injure somebody. Our beer glasses aren't ergonomically designed for your kind of species. I'm going to have to ask you to leave"

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In the middle of english class, Little Timmy raised his hand and asked "Can I use the restroom" The english teacher said " I don't know, CAN you?" Little Timmy said "When I was using "can" I was using its secondary model form as a verbal modifier asking for permission, as opposed to expressing an ability. I thought since you were a teacher you'd know that. My bad. MAY I use the restroom?

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why was the fat man excercizing? because he was a fatass and no one liked him

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When life gives you lemons......you should be really scared because life shouldnt be giving you anything....espically lemons so if life offers you lemons you better run

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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What do you call someone who has slept for 48 hours straight? Dead.

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What is the difference between a Homosexual and a Heterosexual? They are both Black.

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because the mas of the ice-cream gathered up enough potential energy to increase the velocity of said ice cream making a mess on the ground.

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What's the best way to cross the road? Ideally with your feet and legs, consdiering as disabled people usually don't recommend their unfortunate state of affairs. However there are other alternatives which may or may not be better than common or garden walking, such as crane hire - crossing in a crane bucket in a safe spot; chauffer driven limos, which don't do the straight, direct route, generally; and being carried on a replica of Cleopatra's carry couch (but with modern suspension, unless you prefer the up and down motion)

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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