- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the plane say to the ground when they hit each other Boom

Q: Why didn't johnny get any Christmas presents? A: Because he died in a house fire 3 years ago.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "Why the long face?". The horse responds "I have cancer"

What's worse than stepping on a nail? stepping on the nail and falling on more nails face first.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Sally

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Nothing

Roses are black. Violets black. Guns are black. My van is black.

What did the french toast say to the french fry? I don't know, I don't speak french.

Whats worse than getting a papercut on the side of your finger? Being shotgunned in the ass

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Artists have unique minds and can rotate shapes within their mind. I'm going to masterbate.

Why does Toby suck! Because he sucks!

a kid says, "where are you from?" other kid says "my mom"

A women left the kitchen.

What do you get if you cross a human and a cow? Arrested.

How many pancakes do you need to reach a 2.5m roof? Purple, because aliens don't fly

If you walked into a grocery store right in the middle of Cuba what won't you see? The missing Malaysian MH370 Boeing.

Why did the frog commit suicide? Because his mother was a typewriter

What do you call a boy with no arms or legs that gets stepped on a lot? Mat.

A kid walks into a bar He gets kicked out

Why did the man run over Suzy? He was a serial killer

Hi I'm makena. I'm a cynical asshole

A handless Asian boy was riding his bike through the park with some friends. One of his friends puts his arms in the air and yells "Look! No hands!" The handless boy rides his bike home, crying and thinking about how one day he would like to say, "Look! No hands!" without people getting nauseous.

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