- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Charles missed the stop sign. Charles can't read.

That`s my friends phone, I can call you from mine too if you want, please just don't hurt me, let me speak to you, I promise I will explain everything.

Why did the chicken cross the road? because it looked both ways and saw no cars coming.

What did the fat kid get for Christmas? Diabetes.

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's a woman

Have you ever tried Ethiopian food? Neither have they.

Wanna hear a race joke?.....whoops, ya missed it

When does the ice cream get thrown at the yellow horse on thursday evening? Purple Monkey Rainbow

A Quadriplegic walks into a bar.

Why doesn't Harry have any arms? Because he's a Jew.

Why was a black person on the run, being trailed by police officers? They were all late to work; their work places were coincidentally situated near each other.

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family

Knock Knock who's there its black george washington.

What do you call an unconscious black man? An ambulance.

An asian woman was driving along the freeway one day when a police officer pulled her over and arrested her, The officer arrested her because she had killed her husband 5 years ago and she thought she had gotten away with it.

good pick up line hey baby have u seen my heart cuz i think you stole it

Your momma is so ugly that when she stepped on the mirror, it broke.

Whats the difference between a Philadelphia Flyers fan and a pedophile? What they are.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree??? Because it was dead.....

Roses are red, Violets are glorious, Don't try to surprise Oscar Pistorius!

Yo momma so old that she should be concerned about mesothelioma and asbestoses, as she may have lived during a period of increased asbestos use. She may also be at risk of osteoporosis and should take vitamin supplements daily to improve her rapidly deteriorating health.

Roses are red, and violets are freakin violet. Not blue.

catastrophic anthropogenic global warming

Why did the black guy not tip his pizza driver? Because he didn't order pizza.

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