Jesse's mom is so god damn fat that it is an extreme danger just being around her

Roses are brown, Violets are brown, Tulips are brown, I need to stop working on my flower garden after fisting a cows butthole.

How do you get a one-armed man out of a tree? you wave.

What did Justin beiber get for Christmas? A dildo.

We spent trillions of tax payer's money on the death of 1 man... wait that's not funny...

Tilt your screen back .

NO! I'm putting it in my front room, you sick bastard!

one of my friends died of heartburn today :( i cant believe gav is gone

Knock knock: Who's there? Guy in the doghouse. Guy in the doghouse who? WILL YOU LET ME OUT OF HERE?!?

What do you call a guy named Bob hanging by a string? Plum Bob

Did you hear about the monkey in the tree? Oh no wait. It was a lizard.

Who stole the cookies from the cookie jar? Who me? Couldn't be.

I like my wine like I like my women. Not at all.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I got a baseball bat can i talk to you ?

what time does the japanese guy go to the dentist? well his appointment was for 11:30, so he might show up approximately 5 minutes prior to the appointment time, just to make sure everything goes steadily as planned

The girl was really drunk and passed out. She woke up the next day with a hangover.

Why don't black people listen to country music Because every time they here hoe down the think there wife just got shot No sorry for anybody who's black I luv ya don't think twice I have thirty blk friends

Whats the difference between a jew and a boy scout? The boy scout comes home from camp.

Why did Jimmy drop his Ice cream? He was hit by a bus.

Whats worse than losing your keys? Your entire family dying in a preventable house fire.

There was once a little boy who started feeling sick. His mother gave him some soup. He died anyway.

Wanna here a funny joke... Trevor michael dyess's social life.

What do you call the Doctor who graduated at the bottom of his class? Doctor.

What do you call a woman who loves sex and food? A fat whore.

Anti Joke

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