- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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''Today is Star Wars day :)'' ''Why's that?'' ''guess'' ''I don't know :/'' ''It's May the 4th!'' ''And?'' ''May the 4th be with you :p''

Why did Chuck Norris's calendar go from March 31st to April 2nd? There was a misprint

Why couldnt the girl braid her hair? She had cancer

5 black men walk into a 7-11 at midnight. They clog the all of the toilets in the mens bathroom causing them to over run.

Two muffins are sitting in an oven they say nothing to eachother because they are muffins and cannot speak if they did they would most likely be taken by the US government and studied and assumed to be alien life forms but anyway the muffins were taken out later and presumably eaten

Where was the declaration of independes? At the bottom

What do you call a black man on the moon? Another successful moon landing by NASA in which the African-American astronaut went on a successful moon walk.

Your momma's so fat that she should really be concerned for her health and seek professional help to manage her weight.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue I have ADD Check out this flashlight!

Why was Martin Luther King shot? The shooter strongly disagreed with his viewpoints.

Why did Jimmy get off of the park bench? he wanted candy from the man in the white van

the other day i was walking down the street and saw a black man carrying a tv. i thought to myself, "hey that looks like mine!" but then i was like nawwwwwww, mine's at home...... shining my shoes -_-

Why did the African cross the road? Because he was searching for his family after his village was massacred by rebel soldiers.

Q: What did the black kid get for Chirstmas? A: Your bike

A guy walks in to a bar and says to the bartender "I'm fed up with all these 'guy walks into a bar' jokes on anti-joke. The bartender says "I have no idea what you're talking about".

Robin Williams walks into a bar. The bartender says why the long face? To which Robin Williams replies, "Because I'm going to kill myself."

What does a person with Alzheimer's do? To get to the other side.

What is worse than going to school? Nothing.

What did the man say when he found a bar of soap in his mailbox? Why is there soap in my mailbox?

Why didn't the chef serve the black guy his food? Because he wasn't a waitor.

Roses are red, Violets are red, Trees are red, FUCK, MY GARDEN IS ON FIRE!

What do you call a giraffe driving a car? A danger to society.

Why was the black guy sitting in the back of the bus? Because there were no more seats available in the front.

We found a cure for cancer. Death

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