What do you call a smelly black person? An African american with poor hygiene

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what did the white rapper say to the black rapper? i like your work. to which the which the black rapper replied, thanks.

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What's the difference between a Christian and a Jew? One believes in Jesus, the other doesn't.

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What does a black kid get from Christmas? a blunt

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What is the cost of an abortion? 1 life

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Q:How do you kill an Elephant? A:With an Elephant gun Q:How do you kill a blue Elephant? A:With a blue Elephant gun. Q:How do you kill a purple Elephant? A:With a purple Elephant gun. Q:How do you kill a red Elephant? A:There is no such thing.

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Knock Knock Who's there? A kind hearted serial killer who will win your heart emotionally and then shoot you to death unexpectedly.

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What do u call a six year old boy holding a gun. illegal

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What was a hard time for people? the great depression

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yo mamma so fat she should probably look into a clinical weight loss program and exercise daily.

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What do you call a bug stepped on 47 times, then burned to a crisp? Dead

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Why did it take the rabbit so long to enter the rabbithole? Because he was hit by a truck and lost a lot of blood.

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Q: why did the black guy die? A: he got shot

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How do you kill a baby? You don't muder is a sin and against the law

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What does A.D.D stand for? Attention deficit disorder

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One day Jesus said to John, " come forth and recieve everlasting life." Sadly John came in fifth and won a toaster.

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Man: Doctor doctor I feel like a pair of curtains........ Doctor: You clearly have Alarming mental issues perhaps a psychologist would be the right person to discuss this matter further

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ASIAN- Look me in the eyes Normal human being- open them

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Too get to the other side. Duuu no one crosses the road to get killed.

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A black man and a white man enter a public toilet. They both begin to pee at the urinals. The whiteman peers over to the blackman mid-pee. He is dissappointed to find that the black man's penis is not large according to stereotype and then blushes embarassed by his own latent homosexuality. They both leave the toilet and never see eachother again. The white man cries himself to sleep later that night. 'I've been hiding too long' he thinks.

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A man walked into a bar with his parrot, a guy says 'That's a nice pet where did you get it?' 'From africa' The parrot said.

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Guest what in the butt

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What do you call a boy with no arm and no legs in a fire? Screwed.

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What happen when Sarah made but her nose in other people's business? Her vagina got set on fire by cole and derrek shoved your head up his ass!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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